When i want to fall in love with my books.
My bed falls in love with me .
And I believe that love the one who loves you.
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Question by a student !!
If a single teacher can't
teach us all the subjects,
Then
How could you expect a single student
to learn all subjects ?
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I Saw It With My Eyes But Couldn't Understand It
Took It In My Hands, But Couldn't Understand It
Keep Thinking For A Long Time, But Again Couldn't Understand It
It was Not A Dream,
It was Is Not A Love,
It was Not Even Friendship,
Then I Realized: It Was Question Paper
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Dream makes al things possible, Hope makes al things work, luv makes al thigs beutifl, smile makes al d abv so always BRUSH UR TEETH!
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Pathan Was Asked To Change
A Sentence Into Passive Voice
I Made A Mistake
Pathan
I Was Made By A Mistake
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A Trainee In An MNC Dialed The CEO By Mistake & Said:
Hey, Send A Coffee To Accounts Dept. Do It Fast..
CEO: Do U Know With Whom R U Talking???
Trainee: No!!!
CEO: I'm The CEO Of This Company
Trainee: Do U Know With Whom R U Talking???
Confused CEO Answers Slowly: No'
Trainee: Thank God!!!
(Disconnected The Phone & Said: All Is Well.. All Is Well.. All Is Well.)
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Wife : had ur lunch.?
Husband : had ur lunch.?
Wife : i m asking you
Husband : i m asking you
Wife : u copying me.?
Husband : u copying me?
Wife : lets go shopping
Husband :Yes i had my lunch
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Dad's writes on son's facebook wall:
Dear Son, how are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot.
Please turn off the computer and come down for dinner.
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He said to me: I LOVE YOU :)
I said.
Oh My GOD!!!! What a co-incodence!
I love my self too .
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Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad
when he failed his examination?
A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours
but I never told them anything.
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Dog & Mosquito were in
Love
..
mosquito kissed the dog
..
Dog
became emotional gave Love bite to
mosquito
.
Mosquito died of Rabies & Dog died of
Dengue
.
MORAL:- LOVE is DANGEROUS
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List Of People To Bite
Doctor: I'm sorry to have to tell you that you may have rabies, and it could prove fatal.
Patient: Well, doctor, please give me pencil and paper.
Doctor: To make your will?
Patient: No, to make a list of people I want to bite.
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Teacher :15 fruit k naam batao?
Anand :ek Amrood.
Teacher:Good.
Anand :ek Aam,ek Apple.
Teacher:aur?
Anand :ek dozen banana, ho gaye 15
fruit !!"
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Self protection
....................
Teacher:" Why are u sleeping in the class ??
.
.
Student:" Your voice is so sweet that's why i am getting sleep..
.
.
Teacher:" Then why other students are not sleeping ??
.
.
Student:" They aren't listening to u mam...:p:O
grin emoticon
grin emoticon
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Jerry is recovering from day surgery when a nurse asks him how he is feeling.
"I'm OK but I didn't like the four-letter-word the doctor used in surgery," he answered.
"What did he say," asked the nurse.
"OOPS!"
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From a passenger ship, everyone can see a bearded man on a small island who is shouting and desperately waving his hands.
"Who is it?" a passenger asks the captain.
"I've no idea. Every year when we pass, he goes nuts.
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Employee : Since Heavy rains I cannot come to office.
Boss : In resume you have mentioned your hobby as swimming, so come soon dude.
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Once a lawyer wakes up from his disease after treatment, and notices his spouse besides him. His eyes little open and he utters, "Hey beautiful!" and then he falls asleep again.
His wife gets a shock because he never heard it from him.
After 10 minutes, he again opens his eyes and he says Hey cute!"
She asks what happened? Earlier you were calling me beautiful but now cute. why?
"The drugs are wearing off!" He replies!
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Husband:u will never succeed
in making that dog obey u!
Wife:Nonsense it's only a matter of patience,
I had a lot of trouble with u at first.
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Girl : Can we Talk.
Boy : About wat?
Girl : US
Boy : Why you wanna talk about the United States.
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