What is the difference between welding and wedding
In welding there are sparks first and bonding forever, , whereas in wedding there is bonding first and sparks forever
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Marry Me... and Make me the Happiest Man in the World
Looking bewildered she replied
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You want Both !!!??
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What's Marriage?
Answer : MARRIAGE Is The 7th Sense Of Humans
That Destroys All The Six Senses
And Makes The Person NON Sense..!
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Wife: Dear, this computer is not working as per my command.
Husband: Exactly darling! its a computer, not a Husband..!!
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Wife: "Darling Let's Enjoy our Saturday and Sunday"!
Husband: "Good Idea!, Let's meet on Monday..
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Newly married husband puts a notice in front of his residence:
FOR SALE
Computer and Encyclopedia both in good condition.
Reason for selling: No longer needed. Got married. Wife knows EVERYTHING ...with backup server called
"Mother In Law "
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A husband takes photograph of his wife and then declares himself to be a "WILD-LIFE" PHOTOGRAPHER !!
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Secret formula for married couples...
"Love One Another"
And if it doesn't work, bring the last word in the middle.!!
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Wife : Shall I prepare Sambar or Rasam today .
Husband : First make it, we will name it later
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Man outside phone booth: "Excuse me you are holding phone since 29 minutes and you haven't spoken a word".
Man inside: "I am talking to my wife"
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Ad on OLX:
"For Sale Wedding Suit, used only once by Mistake
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Husband & Wife dono market gaye to Ek Ladki ne HELLO kiya..
Wife:"kaun thi wo ??
Husband:"Tum plz dimag kharab mat karo,.. . abhi usko bhi batana hai ki tum kaun ho..!!
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Husband: I need space...
Wife: Join NASA..
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A mother makes her son "Gentle" in 20 Years. But a girls make him "Mental" in 20 Minutes.
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Today I saw myself in the TV When i switched off.
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Husband: Have you heard of King Akbar?
Wife: Yes, what about him?
Husband: He had three wives.
Wife: So??
Husband: That means I can marry two more times?
Wife: Have you heard of Draupadi !!!???
Husband: I was just kidding dear!!!! You take things too seriously!!!!
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Wife : Chalo na aaj Sunday hai. Bahar chalte hai Aur drive mai karungi
Husband Wow! Matlab, jayenge car me aur aaynge Kal k Akhbaar me.
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Height of misunderstanding:
A man married his own secretary thinking that she will still follow his orders as before !!
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Doc to lady: Any history of insanity in the family ? Lady: Yes... My husband thinks he is the Boss of the house!!!
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Ravana was furious with all the people ganging up to burn him. He shouted at all of them "what harm did I do to any of you? I didn't kidnap your wife "
The angry crowd responded "that's what we are burning you for, you evil guy. "
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