What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?
It gets toad away.Rating
Why did the spider cross the road?
To get to his website!RatingWhy is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.Rating
A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don’t need it.Rating
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.RatingWhat do you call two fat people having a chat? -- A heavy discussionRatingI am a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I am perfect.RatingJust changed my Facebook name to 'No one' so when I see stupid posts I can click like and it will say 'No one likes this'.RatingThe Growth Story
Me: Can you please grow?
Hair: Nah..!
Muscle: Nope..!!
Salary: Don’t even dream..!!!
Stomach: Bhai tere liye kuch bhi.
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What is Object oriented programming:
Father – Son, go and get Red Label
Son – 750ml or 1 ltr??
Mother – Son, go and get Red Label
Son – 500gms or 1 kg?Rating
Girlfriend said she wanted “iPhoneX†for her birthday….
Now she is “eX girlfriendâ€RatingHR – There is a 2 years gap on your CV!
Candidate – I was in jail
HR – Why?
Candidate:- I killed the guy who told me : “we’ll call you backâ€
HR :- Welcome on board, you have the JobRatingPositive thinking
Doctor : Your Liver is enlarged
Patient : Does that mean it has space for more whisky ?
(This is called “Positive Thinking†??)RatingHR – There is a 2 years gap on your CV!
Candidate – I was in jail
HR – Why?
Candidate:- I killed the guy who told me : “we’ll call you backâ€
HR :- Welcome on board, you have the JobRatingHeight of internet addiction
At a funeral in church
A visitor: What’s the WiFi password here?
Priest: respect the dead
Visitor: all small letters?RatingPlease do not send me messages related to independence.
I am married…
It hurts. ??☹☹☹Rating
If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the ground first? ✈
A: Who cares??? Just throw them??RatingWhat do you do with a man who thinks he’s God’s gift? ?
A: Exchange him!! ?RatingI decided to travel to US. At The Embassy For Visa Interview, this is what happened
Officer: Where to in the US?
Me: San Jose
Officer: It’s pronounced as San Hosey. J is pronounced as H in the US.
Me: Oh, okay!
Officer: So how long do you plan to be in the US ?
Me: from Hanuary to Hune or HulyRatingGirl : Dad…I’m in love…
Its love on 2nd sight!!☺
Dad : What’s love on 2nd sight?
Girl : When I saw him 1st, he was buying Manikchand Gutka…
When I saw him again…he was spitting out of his Audi?Rating
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