Marriage is a 3 ring circus. engagement ring, wedding ring and Suffering....Rating
3 chor Pappu, Billu aur Aaloou police se bachne ke liye 3 borio me chup gaye... Police wale ne pehle bori par lat maari... Pappu bola: bow bow.... Police wala: Isme kutta hai. Fir dusri bori par lat mari.. Billu bola: meow meow... Policewala: Isme billi hai... Fir teesri bori par laat maari to koi awaaz nahi aayi... Toh usne do laat maari fir bhi koi awaaz nahi aayi fir 20-25 laat marne ke baad Aaloo zor se bola: Saale haramkhor aaloo hun aaloo... Aaloo kabhi bolta hai kya??Rating
I dont care what people think of me.. Atleast mosquitoes find me attractive...Rating
Ek Kanjus blade se haat chir raha tha
uski biwi boli: kya kar rahe ho
kanjus bola: Dettol gir gaya tha
socha q barbad karu haat chir ke lagaluRatingExams are like girls: Too Many Questions, Difficult to Understand, More explanation needed, Finally result is failed..!RatingI asked my new girl friend what sort of books she's interested in.. She said Cheque Book..Rating
An Old man has 8 hair on his head. He went to Barber shop. Barber in anger asked: shall i cut or count ? Old man smiled and said: "Colour it!"Rating
A woman in labour suddenly shouted "Shouldn’t!, “Wouldn’tâ€, “Couldn’t, Didn’t, Can’t†“Don’t worryâ€, said the doc. “Those are just contractionsâ€.Rating
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.RatingYo momma is so fat, when she sat on an iPod, she made the iPad!RatingHow come the liquor stores don’t have empty shelves? Don’t people understand that they will be quarantined with their spouses and kids?RatingBreaking News : World Health Organization has issued a statement that animals can not transmit Corona and that all animals, including dogs, should be released from quarantine. ‘WHO Let the Dogs Out!!RatingWhat's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.RatingIt must have been a woman who invented the Corona Virus! NFL – cancelled Formel 1 – cancelled Bars – Closed Brothels – Closed You have to stay at home – With the wife Men – We are facing a hard time!RatingIn Time of Corona : I sneezed in the bank today, it was the most attention I have received from the staff in the last 10 years.RatingDon’t worry, the Corona Virus won’t last long… It was made in China.RatingOne company owner ask another. Tell me, Bill, how come your employees are always on time in the mornings? Bill Replies: Easy "30 employees and 20 parking spaces"RatingAfter English Exam
How was the paper?
It was easy but question 5 confused me a lot. What was the question?
Question 5 wanted the past tense of 'think', I thought & thought & thought and end up with writing "Thinked"RatingWhy do we write 'etc' at the end in he exam?
Because it means
E-End of
T-Thinking
C-CapacityRatingMom: What are you doing?
Father: Recording Baby's Cry
Mom: Why?
Father: When he grows up I shall ask him what he meant by this....Rating
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