Wife to her husband: Wake up. Some thieves have broken into our house. I think they are now eating the food I made last night. Husband: Oh! Let's better call the ambulance then.Rating
Teacher: Amy, what do you call the outside of a tree? Student: 'No idea miss' Teacher told angrily: "Bark, Amy". Amy: 'Bow Wow Wow Miss'.Rating
Man1: Your kid just looks like you.
Man2: Shhh...., not so loud. That's the next door lady's kid.RatingCustomer in a hotel: Waiter, this soup tastes funny! Waiter: Oh!, the chef must have been laughing when he prepared it sir.Rating
Friend 1: Is it true that your wife talks to herself when she is alone? Friend 2: I don't know. I wasn't with her when she was alone.RatingQuestion: If you catch it, you will throw it away. If you don't catch it, you will keep it. What is it? Answer: LiceRatingMan 1: After buying this new hearing aid, I am able to hear something two blocks away.Man 2: Cool, how much did it cost? Man 1: The time is three past ten.RatingA woman went to the Doctor and said When I looked in the mirror this morning, I saw my hair was frizzy, my skin wrinkly, my eyes bloodshot – what is wrong with me?.The Doctor replied: Well the good news is that your eyesight is fine.RatingWife: The doctor has come to see you. Husband: Tell him that I am not feeling well and won't be able to see anyone.RatingJoke when asked how he would like to die, this man told: I would like to Die just like my grand father did, peacefully in his sleep, not screaming or yelling like the passengers in the car he was drivingRatingTwo donkeys are standing at a roadside, one asks the other, So, shall we cross? - The other shakes his head: No way, look at what happened to the zebra(Zebra Cross)RatingA kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.Ingrid BergmanRatingI got another letter from this lawyer today. It said Final Notice. Good that he will not bother me anymore.RatingJob interviewer: And where would you see yourself in five years, time Mr. Jeffries?
Mr. Jeffries: Personally I believe my biggest weakness is in listening.RatingDoctor: I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live.Patient: What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!
Doctor: Nine.
RatingOne day a Professor was talking about marriage in the class Professor: What kind of Wife would you like Pappu? Pappu: I would want a wife like the moon Professor: Wow What a choice So you want her to be Cool Calm like the moon? Pappu: No no Professor: Oh so you want her to be Round and white? Pappu: No no Professor: Oh so you want her to be Fair and Beautiful like the moon? Pappu: No no I want her to be Exactly like The MOON Just Arrive at Night and Disappear in the Morning Professor fainted.RatingTeacher: What is the name of the capital city of Punjab ? Pappu: Amritsar Teacher: Pappu you are wrong you need to focus more on your studies Pappu: Please madam can I ask you a few questions Teacher: Yes go ahead Pappu: Do you know Jeeto ? Teacher: No Pappu: Do you know Preeto ? Teacher: No Pappu: Do you know Banto? Teacher: (Angry) Hell no Who are all these people and why do you ask ? Pappu: Teacher you need to Focus more on your husbandRatingA kindergarten teacher handed out a coloring page to her class On it was a picture of a duck holding an umbrella The teacher told her class to color the duck in yellow and the umbrella green however Pappu the class rebel colored the duck in a bright fire truck red After seeing this the teacher asked him Pappu how many times have you seen a red duck? Young Pappu replied with The same number of times I ve seen a duck holding an umbrella.RatingBeta: Papa apki shaadi ho gayi,
Papa: Haan.
Beta: Kis se hui,P
apa: Bewkuf teri mummy, se,
Beta: Wah papa ghar me hi setting kar liRatingEk Pagal: Mujhe Katrina ne shadi k lye haan bol di hai, Doosra: Dikha di na usne apni auqat Main bhi itni asani se tallaaq nahi dunga.Rating
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