Have you heard the joke about yoga. Nevermind its a bit of a stretch.Rating
HR- There is two years gap in your CV Candidate- Yes Ma'am I was in jail. HR- Why? candidate- I Killed HR who told me "We Will Let You Know". HR- Welcome to our Company.RatingWhen students are bright, what does a teacher do? She wears sunglasses.RatingWhy did the principal go to the bank?
To check his principal balance!
RatingWhy did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!RatingWhy can't you trust an atom?
A: Because they make up everything.Rating
How does an attorney sleep? First, they lie on one side. Then they lie on the other side.Rating
Why did the mother-in-law bring a ladder to the wedding? Because she heard the bride and groom were "tying the knot" and she wanted to make sure she could still be the top tier!Rating
Why did the big brother take a ladder to school? Because he heard the high school had too many steps!RatingMother: Why are you always on your phone? Daughter: Well, Mom, I'm just keeping up with the latest trends and news. Mother: Trends and news? All I see you doing is texting your friends! Daughter: That's true, Mom. I have to stay updated on the latest gossip to share with you!RatingMother: Why did you ask for money again? Daughter: Because I want to buy something nice for you, Mom! Mother: Oh, that's sweet. What are you planning to get me? Daughter: A wallet, so you won't have to keep giving me money!RatingMother: Why did you take so long to come home from school today? Daughter: Well, Mom, I had to stay after for a study group. Mother: That's good to hear. What were you studying? Daughter: The art of avoiding your questions, Mom!RatingWhat's a pirate's favorite letter? You'd think it's the "R," but it's really the "C."RatingHow many apples can you grow on a tree? All of them.RatingPatient: "Doctor, I've swallowed a pillow." Doctor: "How do you feel?" Patient: "A little soft on the inside."RatingChild - Mom, I'm cold!
Mom - Go stand in the corner.
Child - Why?
Mom - Because it's 90 degrees!RatingPatient: "Doctor, I'm addicted to Twitter."
Doctor: "I'm sorry, I don't follow you."Rating
MOM : “Wake up, son. It’s time to go to school.” SON : “But why, Mama? I don’t want to go to school.” MOM : “Give me two reasons why you don’t want to go to school.” SON : “One, all the children hate me. Two, all the teachers hate me.” MOM : “Oh! that’s not a reason. Come on, you have to go to school.” SON : “Give me two good reasons WHY I should go to school?” MOM : “One, you are FIFTY-TWO years old and should understand your responsibilities. Two, you are the PRINCIPAL of the school”RatingWhy did the doctor become a chef? Because they wanted to cure hunger pains!RatingI told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.Rating
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