The road to hell is paved with adverbs. Stephen King
Work is the curse of the drinking classes. Oscar Wilde
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.Albert Einstein
Either I've been missing something or nothing has been going on. Karen Elizabeth Gordon
A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on. Samuel Goldwyn
Computers are useless. They can only give you answers. Pablo Picasso
Sometimes people carry to such perfection the mask they have assumed that in due course they actually become the person they seem. W. Somerset Maugham
Man is the only animal that laughs and weeps, for he is the only animal that is struck with the difference between what things are and what they ought to be.William Hazlitt
The only rules comedy can tolerate are those of taste, and the only limitations those of libel. James Thurber
The test of courage comes when we are in the minority. The test of tolerance comes when we are in the majority. Ralph W. Sockman
There is an evil tendency underlying all our technology - the tendency to do what is reasonable even when it isn't any good. Robert Pirsig
War is a series of catastrophes that results in a victory. Georges Clemenceau
There is no monument dedicated to the memory of a committee. Lester J. Pourciau
After the last of 16 mounting screws has been removed from an access cover, it will be discovered that the wrong access cover has been removed. De La Lastra's Law
The sad truth is that excellence makes people nervous. Shana Alexander
The denunciation of the young is a necessary part of the hygiene of older people, and greatly assists in the circulation of their blood. Logan Pearsall Smith
It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.Mark Twain
Never confuse movement with action.Ernest Hemingway
Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love, though I'd stepped in it a few times.Rita
It is impossible to enjoy idling thoroughly unless one has plenty of work to do.Unknown
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