People are, if anything, more touchy about being thought silly than they are about being thought unjust E. B. White (1899 - 1985)
A bore is a man who deprives you of solitude without providing you with company Gian Vincenzo Gravina (1664 - 1718)
Everything you can imagine is real Pablo Picasso (1881 - 1973)
Any clod can have the facts, but having opinions is an art Charles McCabe
Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog Doug Larson
Given a choice between two theories, take the one which is funnier Blore's Razor
I was walking down the street wearing glasses when the prescription ran out Steven Wright (1955 - )
If God had wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates Jay Leno (1950 - )
The sad truth is that excellence makes people nervous Shana Alexander
I hate life, I hate death and everything in between just doesn't interest me Chris Rapier
There is a tragic flaw in our precious Constitution, and I don't know what can be done to fix it. This is it: Only nut cases want to be president Kurt Vonnegut (1922 - 2007)
How do you tell a communist? Well, it's someone who reads Marx and Lenin. And how do you tell an anti-Communist? It's someone who understands Marx and Lenin Ronald Reagan (1911 - 2004)
Sometimes people carry to such perfection the mask they have assumed that in due course they actually become the person they seem W. Somerset Maugham (1874 - 1965)
But what is the difference between literature and journalism? ...Journalism is unreadable and literature is not read. That is all Oscar Wilde (1854 - 1900)
Perhaps our eyes need to be washed by our tears once in a while, so that we can see Life with a clearer view again. Alex Tan
For everything you have missed, you have gained something else, and for everything you gain, you lose something else. Ralph Waldo Emerson
If you wait to do everything until you're sure it's right, you'll probably never do much of anything. Win Borden
Experience is the name every one gives to their mistakes Oscar Wilde
To love is to risk not being loved in return. To hope is to risk pain. To try is to risk failure, but risk must be taken because the greatest hazard in life is to risk nothing.
Don't ask what the world needs. Ask what makes you come alive, and go do it. Because what the world needs is people who have come alive. Howard Thurman
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