If not actually disgruntled, he was far from being gruntled. P. G. Wodehouse
The more things change, the more they remain... insane. Michael Fry and T. Lewis
Life is just one damned thing after another. Elbert Hubbard
Time sneaks up on you like a windshield on a bug. John Lithgow
There is absolutely no inevitability as long as there is a willingness to contemplate what is happening. Marshall McLuhan
I never did give them hell. I just told the truth, and they thought it was hell. Harry S Truman
My Karma ran over your dogma. Unknown
In matters of style, swim with the current; in matters of principle, stand like a rock. Thomas Jefferson
Nobody ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public. H. L. Mencken
They say that God is everywhere, and yet we always think of Him as somewhat of a recluse. Emily Dickinson
There are grammatical errors even in his silence. Stanislaw J. Lec
The secret of being a bore is to tell everything. Voltaire
By the time I'd grown up, I naturally supposed that I'd be grown up. Eve Babitz
The Romans would never have found time to conquer the world if they had been obliged first to learn Latin. Heinrich Heine
Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it's in Hamburger Technology. Clive James
A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. Ogden Nash
Man is a clever animal who behaves like an imbecile. Albert Schweitzer
It is good to be without vices, but it is not good to be without temptations. Walter Bagehot
Humanity has advanced, when it has advanced, not because it has been sober, responsible, and cautious, but because it has been playful, rebellious, and immature. Tom Robbins
The meek shall inherit the Earth, but not its mineral rights.J. Paul Getty
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