'Tis better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt. Abraham Lincoln
In those days spirits were brave, the stakes were high, men were real men, women were real women and small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri were real small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri. Douglas Adams
A diplomat... is a person who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip. Caskie Stinnett
Prediction is very difficult, especially about the future. Niels Bohr
We are continually faced with a series of great opportunities brilliantly disguised as insoluble problems. John W. Gardner
The nice thing about being a celebrity is that when you bore people, they think it's their fault. Henry Kissinger
Nothing so fortifies a friendship as a belief on the part of one friend that he is superior to the other. Honore de Balzac
There is a coherent plan in the universe, though I don't know what it's a plan for. Fred Hoyle
Never try to tell everything you know. It may take too short a time. Norman Ford
A rumor without a leg to stand on will get around some other way. John Tudor
You can no more win a war than you can win an earthquake. Jeannette Rankin
No one means all he says, and yet very few say all they mean, for words are slippery and thought is viscous. Henry Adams
So much of what we call management consists in making it difficult for people to work. Peter Drucker
Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. Tom Robbins
I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays. Henny Youngman
Cockroaches and socialites are the only things that can stay up all night and eat anything. Herb Caen
We can have facts without thinking but we cannot have thinking without facts. John Dewey
A committee can make a decision that is dumber than any of its members. David Coblitz
Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon. Woody Allen
That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another....Charles M. Schulz
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