Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
Mark TwainBe careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
Mark TwainAlways do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
Mark TwainAlways acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
Mark TwainA man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.
Mark TwainYou cannot be mad at somebody who makes you laugh - it's as simple as that.
Jay LenoIf God had wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates.
Jay LenoYou live and learn. At any rate, you live.
Douglas AdamsThe ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't.
Douglas AdamsLife... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast.
Douglas AdamsTime is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.
Douglas AdamsIf you think you can do a thing or think you can't do a thing, you're right.
Henry FordNothing is particularly hard if you divide it into small jobs.
Henry FordAn idealist is a person who helps other people to be prosperous.
Henry FordPeople can have the Model T in any colour--so long as it's black.
Henry FordGenius is one per cent inspiration, ninety-nine per cent perspiration.
Thomas A. EdisonWe don't know a millionth of one percent about anything.
Thomas A. EdisonOpportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.
Thomas A. EdisonJust because something doesn't do what you planned it to do doesn't mean it's useless.
Thomas A. EdisonIf we all did the things we are capable of doing, we would literally astound ourselves.
Thomas A. Edison
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