The reason there are so few female politicians is that it is too much trouble to put makeup on two faces. Maureen Murphy
In literature as in love, we are astonished at what is chosen by others. Andre Maurois
The great thing about human language is that it prevents us from sticking to the matter at hand. Lewis Thomas
It is impossible to enjoy idling thoroughly unless one has plenty of work to do. Jerome K. Jerome
The price of freedom of religion, or of speech, or of the press, is that we must put up with a good deal of rubbish. Robert Jackson
Girls are always running through my mind. They don't dare walk. Andy Gibb
Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning. George Carlin
Rage is the only quality which has kept me, or anybody I have ever studied, writing columns for newspapers. Jimmy Breslin
An intellectual snob is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture and not think of The Lone Ranger. Dan Rather
The denunciation of the young is a necessary part of the hygiene of older people, and greatly assists in the circulation of their blood. Logan Pearsall Smith
We are the people our parents warned us about. Jimmy Buffett
Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune. Kin Hubbard
In youth we learn, the older we become we understand. Unknown
An opinion should be the result of thought, not a substitute for it. Jef Mallett
Physicists like to think that all you have to do is say, these are the conditions, now what happens next? Richard Feynman
Mirror dont lie.Unknown
Whatever you may be sure of, be sure of this-that you are dreadfully like other people. James Russell Lowell
Operationally, God is beginning to resemble not a ruler but the last fading smile of a cosmic Cheshire cat. Sir Julian Huxley
If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him. Voltaire
Even if you do learn to speak correct English, whom are you going to speak it to? Clarence Darrow
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