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Our Hindu Gods
Hindu Gods .

Brahma: System installer

Vishnu: System operator

Shiva: System programmer

Narad: Data Transmitter

Yama: Deleter

Apsara & Rambha: Virus

Ganapati: Anti virus

Hanuman: E-Mail

Chitragupta: Hard Disc

Saraswati: Internet explorer
Parvati: Mother Board

Lakshmi: ATM

 

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I Kissed Your Mom Last Night
In A Bar 1 Guy Says To Another: I Kissed Your Mom Last Night

Whole Bar Was Waiting For The Other Guy's Response.

He Laughs And Says: Lets Go Home Dad, You Are Drunk Now

 

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Which Of The Two Travels Faster?
Teacher: Which Of The Two Travels Faster, Heat Or Cold?

Student: 'Heat'

Teacher: What Makes You Think That?

Student: Because We Catch Cold

 

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You Are Handsome
Girl To Other Girl: You Are So Beautiful

Other Girl: Thank You Are Beautiful Too

Now

Boy To Another Boy: Hi, You Are Handsome

Other Boy: Gay Saala

 

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How To Teach Dance In Just 5 Sec?
How To Teach A Girl Dance In Just 5 Sec?

Simple The Best Answer Given By Pappu

Throw A Cockroach On Her.

 

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B-Silent Please
A Man Traveling First Time In Plane Going To Bombay,

While Landing, He Shouted: Bombay-Bombay

Air Hostess: B-Silent Please

Man Said: Ombay Ombay

 

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Wanted Wife?
An Unmarried Man Wrote His Status On Facebook As: Wanted Wife
Two Girls Like It.And 10,000 Men Commented: Please Take Ours

 

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Dual Heart Attack Message By A Girl
1st Message: 'Let's Breakup Now, Its All Over

2nd Message: Sorry-Sorry, That Was Not For You

 

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I Am So Famous
I Am So Famous .
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When I Go To The Mall.
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The Door Opens Itself.

 

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Always The Same Question
Funny But Most True Fact:

When Two Beggars Meet Or Two Software Engineers Meet,

They Ask Each Other The Same Question,

So, Which Platform Are You Working On?

 

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When Did You Start Wearing Earnings?
Man Meets His Friend & Notices He's Wearing An Earring. When Did You Start Wearing Earnings?

Friend: Ever Since My Wife Found It In My Car

 

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What Is Mutual Exclusion ?
It Means You Skip Some Topics When You Study

And

The Person Who Sets The Paper, Skips The Topics Which You Have Studied.

 

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Definitely Needs A Salary Increase
Pappu To Boss: I Got To Definitely Have A Salary Increase, Three Other Companies Are After Me

Boss: Really? Which Are The Three Companies?

Pappu: The Electricity Company, The Telephone Company And The Gas Company

 

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Lines Said To Google
Dear Google, Can You Just Allow Me To Write My Sentence Before You Start Guessing

 

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The Day Most Hated By Fish
Question: Which Day Of The Week Is Most Hated By Fish?

Answer: 'Fry Day'

 

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Cool Message
A Cool Message From Wife.

Dear Mother-In-Law,

Don't Teach Me How To Handle My Children.

I Am Living With One Of Yours And He Really Needs A Lot Of Improvement.

 

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Differences Between Me And My Parents
When My Parents Are Asleep.

Me: Shh They Are Sleeping.

When I'm Asleep,

Parents: He Is Sleeping, Lets Vacuum The House For 3 Hours.

 

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Could You Give Me Your Mail Id?
A Teenage Girl Was Chatting On Facebook.

Stranger: Hey Pretty! Could You Give Me Your Mail Id?

Girl: Oh Sure, Its IHaveABoyfriend_andiLoveHimAlot@GetLost.Com

Stranger: And Mine Is IamYourFather_andYouAreDead@MeetMeNow.Com

 

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Can't Afford Both

Son-In-Law To Father-In-Law:

Dear Dad,

I Deeply Regret Taking Petrol Car In Dowry, Please Take Your Daughter Or Car Back. Can't Afford Both.

Regards,
Your Lovey Son-In-Law

 

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Richman's Problem, Alwas
Doctor To A Rich Man: Do You Prefer A Local Anesthesia?

Rich Man: Nop, I Would Rather Prefer An Imported One

 

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