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A Boy goes to a strip club. His mom gets angry & asks him did u see anything there that u were not supposed to see? Bay says yes, I saw dad!

 

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Does the New One works?
Wife:I have changed my mind
Husband:Thank God! Does the new one work now?

 

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Perfect Liar
Everything about you is perfect your lips, your skin, your eyes, perfect! you're lucky to be born beautiful, not like me , who was born liar.

 

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My Wife Saw U
After robbing the Bank, robber to Clerk: Did you see me robbing?
Clerk: Yes
Robber:Shoot him dead & asked the next clerk did u?
2nd Clerk: No, But my wife saw you!

 

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Genuine Reason
A Genuine reason for having two girlfriends at a time: Monopoly is always damaging & Competition improves service!

 

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Peaceful Life
Why Women live a better, longer & peaceful life?
Because, Women don't have a wife.

 

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complaints about you
Headmaster: I've had complaints about you, Johnny, from all your teachers. What have you been doing?
Johnny: Nothing, sir.
Headmaster: Exactly.

 

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Importance of Second LanguageA family of mice were surprised by a big cat. Father Mouse jumped and and said, "Bow-wow!" The cat ran away. "What was that, Father?" asked Baby Mouse. "Well, son, that's why it's important to learn a second language."

 

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A Women's Prayer Dear Lord I Pray for Wisdom to Understand my Man; love to forgive him and patience for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for strength, I'll beat him to death.

 

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How True A Cigaratte shortens your life in 2 mins, A beer shortens your life in 4mins and a working day shortens your life in 8 hrs.

 

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As old as me
Man : How old is your father?
Boy : As old as me.
Man : How can that be?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born.

 

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Ladies first
Teacher : Correct the sentence, A bull and a cow is grazing in the
field?
Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field
Teacher : How?
Student : Ladies first.

 

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Jump out of the window!

1st thief : Oh ! The police is here. Quick! Jump out of the window!
2nd thief : But this is the 13th floor.
1st thief : Hurry! this is no time for superstitions.

 

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undying love.
Girl : Do you love me?
Boy : Yes Dear.
Girl : Would you die for me?
Boy : No, mine is undying love.

 

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I bet
Customer : If I post this letter tonight, will it get to Penang in
two days time?
Post Master : Well it might do.
Customer : I bet you, it won't.
Post Master : Why not?
Customer : It's addressed to Johor

 

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Choices
Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.

 

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Egypt Mummy
Son : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
Father : No. Why do you ask that?
Son : Well, where did you get mummy then?

 

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Not A Fortune Teller
Customer : Waiter, what's the meaning of this fly in my tea cup?
Waiter : I wouldn't know, Sir, I am a waiter,not a fortune teller

 

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Do you Serve Crabs ?
Customer : Waiter, do you serve crabs?
Waiter : Sit down, sir, we serve anyone.

 

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$8 Bill
A crook mistakenly made a counterfeit $8 bill instead of a $10 bill. He decided to try it out anyway.

He went to the teller at the local bank and asked for change.

The teller looked at the $8 bill and gave the crook two $4 bills as change.

 

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