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Short & Sharp:
Wife: I hate you.
Husband: What a co-incidence..

 

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I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"
It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.
"Somewhere I've not been in a long time."
So I took her to my parents house.
And then the fight started....

 

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What is the difference between welding and wedding
In welding there are sparks first and bonding forever, , whereas in wedding there is bonding first and sparks forever

 

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Marry Me... and Make me the Happiest Man in the World
Looking bewildered she replied
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You want Both !!!??

 

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What's Marriage?
Answer : MARRIAGE Is The 7th Sense Of Humans
That Destroys All The Six Senses
And Makes The Person NON Sense..!

 

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Wife: Dear, this computer is not working as per my command.
Husband: Exactly darling! its a computer, not a Husband..!!

 

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Wife: "Darling Let's Enjoy our Saturday and Sunday"!
Husband: "Good Idea!, Let's meet on Monday..

 

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Newly married husband puts a notice in front of his residence:
FOR SALE
Computer and Encyclopedia both in good condition.
Reason for selling: No longer needed. Got married. Wife knows EVERYTHING ...with backup server called
"Mother In Law "

 

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A husband takes photograph of his wife and then declares himself to be a "WILD-LIFE" PHOTOGRAPHER !!

 

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Secret formula for married couples...
"Love One Another"
And if it doesn't work, bring the last word in the middle.!!

 

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Wife : Shall I prepare Sambar or Rasam today .
Husband : First make it, we will name it later

 

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Man outside phone booth: "Excuse me you are holding phone since 29 minutes and you haven't spoken a word".
Man inside: "I am talking to my wife"

 

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Ad on OLX:

"For Sale Wedding Suit, used only once by Mistake

 

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Husband & Wife dono market gaye to Ek Ladki ne HELLO kiya..
Wife:"kaun thi wo ??
Husband:"Tum plz dimag kharab mat karo,.. . abhi usko bhi batana hai ki tum kaun ho..!!

 

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Husband: I need space...
Wife: Join NASA..

 

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A mother makes her son "Gentle" in 20 Years. But a girls make him "Mental" in 20 Minutes.

 

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Today I saw myself in the TV When i switched off.

 

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Husband: Have you heard of King Akbar?
Wife: Yes, what about him?
Husband: He had three wives.
Wife: So??
Husband: That means I can marry two more times?
Wife: Have you heard of Draupadi !!!???
Husband: I was just kidding dear!!!! You take things too seriously!!!!

 

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Wife : Chalo na aaj Sunday hai. Bahar chalte hai Aur drive mai karungi
Husband Wow! Matlab, jayenge car me aur aaynge Kal k Akhbaar me.

 

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Height of misunderstanding:
A man married his own secretary thinking that she will still follow his orders as before !!

 

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