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Today I saw two blind people fighting,
then I shouted I'm supporting the one with the knife,
they both ran away.

 

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Those who are single, Let's sing this song together:
Single bells
Single bells
Single all the way
Oh what fun it is to watch
those couples fight all day. Yay

 

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Once all the engineering professors were sitting in one plane.
Before the takeoff, one announcement came
"This plane is made by your students"
Then all professors stood up, ran and went outside.
But the principal was sitting.
One guy came and asked, "are you not afraid"?
Then the principal replied
I trust my students very well and I am sure the plane won't even start.

 

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What is love?
Love is our 7th sense that destroys all 6 sense
And makes the person nonsense.

 

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Difference between a beautiful night and a horror night.
Beautiful night is,
When you hug your teddy bear and sleep.
Horror night is,
When your teddy bear hugs you BACK.

 

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My girlfriend's birthday is in two days.
And she told me "Nothing would make me happier than a diamond ring".
So I bought her nothing!

 

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What do you call a fish without eyes? Fsh.

 

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Man: I know how to please a woman.
Woman: Then please leave me alone.

 

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A student asked his teacher how old she was. She promptly said, "39 and holding." Then the student asked, "Well, then, how old would you be if you let go?"

 

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Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."

Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"

Doctor: "Nine."

 

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A man and his wife were sitting in the living room discussing a "Living Will"

"Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."

 

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Husband: I found Aladin's lamp today.
Wife: wow, what did u ask for darling??
Husband: I asked him to increase your brain ten times..
Wife: oh..jaan..luv u so much.. Did he do that??
Husband: He laughed and said multiplication doesn't apply on zero

 

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Wife : "Naari" Ka Matlab Kya Hai?
Husband : Naari Ka Matlab Hai Shakti.
Wife : To Phir Purush Ka Matlab Kya Hai?
Husband : 'Sahan Shakti'

 

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While getting married, most of the guys say to girl's parents dat, "Mai aapki beti ko shaadi ke baad bohot khush rakhunga"
Have you ever heard a girl saying something like this to the boy's parents....??????
No..... because women don't lie

 

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Now a Days!!
Position of Husband is like a Split A.C,
No matter how loud he is outside,
But inside the house
He is designed to remain silent, cool & controlled by remote called Wife.

 

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Wife to Husband: Will you take me out for dinner in the evening?
Your options are:
A) YES
B) A
C) B

 

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Husband (angrily): Why You was delaying to accept my call?
Wife (irritated): I was dancing on ringtones.

 

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A married man's best asset is...
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His 'Lie-Ability'!

 

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Father to son: hey son! Why is your mother sitting so silent today??
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Son: nothing dad.!!!!
she asked forlipstick and i heard favistick. Father: god bless you my dear son..

 

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Husband & Wife had a Fight.
Wife called Mom : He fought with me again, I am coming to home.
Mom : No Dear, he must pay for his mistake,
I am comming to stay with you at your home.

 

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