Absence and Love!
Wife: Is it true that absence makes the love deep?
Husband: Yes darling, the longer your absence, the deeper is the love!Rating
What is love?
Love is a temporary insanity, curable by marriageRating
women
In which month women talk less?
February!RatingMan & Woman
There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage and after marriage.Ratingwhat the hell
The lawyer asked, "Ms. Damodar, would you tell the court why you stole the plaintiffs car?"
"Sure," said Damodar. "it was parked at the cemetery, so I figured what the hell? The owner won't be needing it no more."RatingMarriage
Do you believe that marriage is a lottery?
"No; in a lottery a man is supposed to have a chance."RatingWife
After her husband's checkup, a woman was called into the doctor's office. The doctor told her, "Your husband has a serious disease. There are several things you'll have to do for him, or he will surely die."
"Each morning," the doctor continued, "fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant to him. Make him a nutritious lunch for work, and an especially nice meal for his dinner at night. Don't give him chores, don't discuss your problems with him. Let him watch his favorite sports on TV. If you do these things for the next ten months, I think he'll pull through."
On the way home, the husband asked his wife what the doctor had told her.
"You're going to die."RatingActor
Neighbor: Haven't I seen you on TV?
Actor: Well, I do appear, on and off, you know. How do you like me?
Neighbor: Off.Rating
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