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Therapist: I’ve concluded that you are incapable of describing your feelings. Patient: I can’t say that I am surprised!
 
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Just say No to drugs. Well if I'm talking to my drugs.. I probably already said yes.
 
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A wife comes home late one night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket, she sees four legs instead of just her husband's two. She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can. Once she's done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink. As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine. He says, "Hi darling, your parents have come to visit us, so I let them stay in our bedroom. Did you say hello?"
 
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Girlfriend: "Am I pretty or ugly?" Boyfriend: "You're both." Girlfriend: "What do you mean?" Boyfriend: "You're pretty ugly."
 
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Wife: "How would you describe me?" Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." Wife: "What does that mean?" Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot." Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?" Husband: "I'm just kidding!"
 
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Q: How did the mobile phone propose to his girlfriend?

A: He gave her a ring.
 
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Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek? A: Because he was always spotted.
 
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Mr. and Mrs. Brown had two sons. One was named Mind Your Own Business & the other was named Trouble. One day the two boys decided to play hide and seek. Trouble hid while Mind Your Own Business counted to one hundred. Mind Your Own Business began looking for his brother behind garbage cans and bushes. Then he started looking in and under cars until a police man approached him and asked, "What are you doing?" "Playing a game," the boy replied. "What is your name?" the officer questioned. "Mind Your Own Business." Furious the policeman inquired, "Are you looking for trouble?!" The boy replied, "Why, yes."
 
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"I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one’s wife happy. First, let her think she’s having her way. Second, let her have it."
 
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Q: How many telemarketers does it take to change a light bulb? A: Only one, but he has to do it while you are eating dinner.
 
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Nurse: "Sir, Your Wife's Phone"
Doctor: "What's The Matter?"
Nurse: "She Wants To Kiss You"
Doctor: "I'm Busy, You Take Her Kiss & Give Me
 
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Boy: "You Look Like My Wife" Girl (Surprisingly): "Oh Really Hows Nice, What Is Your Wife’s Name?" Boy: "I Am Not Yet Married"
 
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I said to the Gym instructor “Can you teach me to do the splits?” He said, “How flexible are you?” I said, “I can’t make Tuesdays.”
 
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Teacher: How much is a gram? Student: Uhmm, depends on what you need
 
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I said to the Gym instructor “Can you teach me to do the splits?” He said, “How flexible are you?” I said, “I can’t make Fridays.”
 
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Why did two 4s skip dinner? Because they already 8!
 
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I have no problem getting dates online. I’ve also had luck with almonds, cashews, and walnuts.
 
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The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.
 
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"I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y."
 
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Someone stole my Mood ring. I dont Know how I feel about that.

 
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