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Wife:
Do you drink beer?
Man: Yes

Wife:
How many beers a day?

Man:
Usually about 3

Wife:
How much do you pay per beer?

Man: $5.00 which includes a tip (This is where it gets scary!)

Wife:
And how long have you been drinking?

Man:
About 20 years, I suppose

Wife:
So a beer costs $5.00 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450.00. In one year, it would be approximately $5400.00 correct?

Man:
Correct

Wife:
If in 1 year you spend $5400.00, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000.00 correct?

Man:
Correct

Wife:
Do you know that if you didn't drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?

Man:
Do you drink beer?

Wife:
No.

Man:
Where's your Ferrari ??
Jun 06 2016 by eKnazar



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