Life Starts with Milk Bottle....
Grows with Coke Bottle....
Habituates to Liquor Bottle....
Ends with Saline Bottle..
Anything For Home
Teacher : whoever answers my next question, can go
One boy throws his bag out the window
Teacher : who just threw that?!
Boy : Me! I'm going home now
I Kicked lion's face
I puld tigers tail
I broke cheetas leg
I threw elephants
Than What Happen
then TOY SHOP OWNER kickd me out.
In a car race, NANO beats FERRARI. After some tests, engineers understood that while Schumacher was driving Ferrari, Nano was being driven by RAJNIKANTH!
Tribute To Boozer
After decades, BEER Will be CHEAPER than PETROL !!
Than , there will be new slogan
"Just Drink - Dont Drive"
American's Japanese, Britishers and Indian's
Americans fart and say " Excuse me!"..
Britishers Fart and say "Pardon me!"..
Japanese Fart and say "Forgive me!"..
Indians Fart and say "Who Has Done This"
He Never Get Tired
Owner to servant: You told me that you never get tired of work. But I have caught you sleeping third time in a day.
Servant: That's the reason why I don't get tired sir.
Wife:If I am lost somewhere, what will you do?
Husband: I'll give ad in newspaper: Be happy, where ever you are.
Anniversary In African Jungle
Wife: where'll you take me on our 10th anniversary?
Husband: We'll go to African jungle safari.
Wife: Nice. And on our 25th anniversary?
Husband: I'll bring you back.
I Love walking in the rain because nobody knows I'm crying
(uhh OLD Story)
I Love walking in the FOG because no one can SEE I'm SMOKING
Bad Habit Of Scrap Dealer
Wife: You say I look old but one of your friends still praises me?
Husband: Must be Peter?
Wife: Yes but how do you know?
Husband: He is a scrap dealer
A boss was telling an applicant the two main rules of the company
He said, "Our 2nd main rule is cleanliness.
Did you wipe your feet on the mat before coming in?"
The applicant replied, "Yes sir! I did."
Then the boss said,
"Our 1st main rule is trustworthiness.
Daddy Have You Ever Been To Egypt
Son : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
Father : No. Why do you ask that?
Son : Well, where did you get mummy then?
Boy Teaching His Girl Friend
A boy friend who is good in English, is teaching his girl friend about tense.
Bf:- YOU LOVE ME. Which tense is it..
Gf:- PAST TENSE
Do You Believe In Life After Death
Boss to an Employee: Do you believe in life after death?
Employee: Certainly not! There's no proof of it, he replied.
Boss: Well, there is now.
After you left early yesterday to go to your uncles funeral, he came here looking for you.
Photograph Of Wife
A businessman entered a tavern, sat down at the bar, and ordered a double scotch on the rocks.
After he finished the drink, he peeked inside his shirt pocket, then he ordered another double scotch.
After he finished that one, he again peeked inside his shirt pocket and ordered another double scotch.
Finally, the bartender said, "Look, buddy, I'll bring you drinks all night long. But you gotta tell me why you look inside your shirt pocket before you order another."
The customer replied, "I'm looking at a photo of my wife. When she starts to look good, then I know it's time to go home.
'END OF THE WORLD'
2012 December Has Been Postponed To 3012
Some Technical Problems !!!
Please Co-operate & Continue With Life & Same WIFE/GIRLFRIEND ...
Till Further Notice
CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR
Barney the dinosaur is a
CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR
1. In Latin, they had no letter "U" so they used a "V" instead:
CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR
2. Emitting all the letters that are not Roman numerals, we are left with:
CV VL DIV
3. Let's refresh your brain.
I=One, V=Five, L=Fifty, D=Five Hundred, C=One Hundred
100+5+5+50+500+5+1 = 666
Ladies and Gents, 666. Clear mathematical proof that Barney the dinosaur, is Satan.
A young man studying in a college abroad sent this SMS to hisather: Dear dad, no mon, no fun, your son.The father replied: Dear son, too bad, so sad, your dad.
College Student Want To Be Political
A college student said to his mother, I decided that I want to be a political science major and that I want to clean up the mess in the world!
That is very nice, muted his mother. You can go upstairs and start with your room.