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Three reasons to give Exams

1- You can spend 3 hours in self-medication
2- You can complete your sleep
3- You can see your teacher being bore who normally bores you
 
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The most funniest situation in student’s life:
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When we have no idea what to write in paper and supervisor comes and say “wind up your papers”
 
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Teacher:tell me ur name in english?
Stdnt:after 2 min “Long Life Oven”
Teacher:iska kia matlb hai?
Stdnt:”Umer Daraz Bhatti”
 
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Teacher: “George Washington not only chopped down his father’s Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn’t punish him ?”

One Student: “Because George One Student: “Because George still had the axe in is hand.””
 
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Bhagwan ko gussa kab aata hai?
Jab koi ladki shadi se pahle pregnant hoti hai, aur uski maa bole:

“HEY BHAGWAN YE TUNE KYA KIYA?”
 
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Patient to Nurse: I Don’t Want To Get Well Because I Love U and I want see u everyday!

Nurse : U won’t get well either, bcoz doctor has seen u kissing me & he loves me too!
 
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Once a passenger was coming out of airport.

As there was huge rush the security guard told Passenger “WAIT SIR“…

For which Passenger replied “65Kgs” and moved on…
 
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Mother to Johnny: “how was your exam, is all questions difficult?”
Johnny: “No mom, all the questions were simple, It was the answers which gave me all the trouble”!
 
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Man: How did you compromise with your wife?
Husband: She came to me on her feet.
Man: and what she said?
Husband: i was down to bad and she said come out, i will not say you anything..
 
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Once old man asks:
When a newly married couple smile, everyone knows why.
But when a fifteen year married couple smile every wonders why..!!!
 
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Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write against mother
tongue.?
Dad: Very long!
 
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The most funniest situation in student’s life:
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When we have no idea what to write in paper and supervisor comes and say “wind up your papers”
 
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Side effect of teaching!
A Teacher Went To A Restaurant, He Wanted To See The Menu But He Forgot What It Is Called;
He Asked Waiter,
” khany ka Syllabus Lana Zara”……
Dedicated 2 Teachers
 
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Teacher:tell me ur name in english?
Stdnt:after 2 min “Long Life Oven”
Teacher:iska kia matlb hai?
Stdnt:”Umer Daraz Bhatti”
 
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My wife gifted me chocolates on chocolate day, roses on rose day...

I seriously have high expectations for Women's day.
 
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Husband brings the child home from kindergarten and tells his wife, "He has been crying the whole way home. Is he sick or something. "
No replies the wife
"He was trying to tell you that he is not our son
 
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Kid: Mommy's last name must be "Honey" cuz that's what daddy calls her

Teacher: That's SWEET.

What's her first name?

Kid: "Sorry," I think

Full name : Sorry Honey
 
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If the Women is Always Right and a Man is Always Wrong. Then if a man tells a woman that she is right. Is the man right or Wrong?
 
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Side effect of teaching!
A Teacher Went To A Restaurant, He Wanted To See The Menu But He Forgot What It Is Called;
He Asked Waiter,
” Show me the food Syllabus "
 
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Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: Because of the sign.
Teacher: What sign?
Student: The one that says,
“School Ahead, Go Slow.”
 
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