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Look At Me
Angry Boss: Have you ever seen an owl?

Employee: (looking down) No Sir...

Boss: Don't look down. Look at me.
 
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Girls Are Virus
They ENTER ur Life

SCAN ur pockets

TRANSFER money

EDIT ur mind

DOWNLOAD their problems

DELETE ur smile & HANG U 4ever
 
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Great English by a student

teacher :u got 0 in your english papers

student: unpossiple

 
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On T-ShirtA line written on a Husband's T shirt :
ALL GIRLS ARE DEVIL BUT MY WIFE IS QUEEN..
...................*************
OF THEM.

 
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Song Dedication
Tintumon called FM radio & said
"I've found a purse with Rs.15000/- a credit card & an ID card
of Mr.Mani, No.13,Halls rd,kannur"
Radio jocky : How honest .so you want to return his purse?
Tintumon : no," i just wanted to dedicate a sad song for him

 
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MANAGER KISSES EACH FINGER
A Beautiful Girl puts her finger
near Hotel MANAGER lips
MANAGER KISSES EACH FINGER
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GIRL:Tell ur BOSS there is NO TISSUE paper in ur TOILET

 
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Every Wife Is Mistress
Every Wife is a "Mistress" for her Husband.

"Miss" for one hour & "Stress" for the rest life!
 
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Be Specific
A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best Woman.
Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.
 
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A Little Boy Was Selling Parachutes.

Little Boy: "Buy This Parachute And Land Safely On The Ground During Emergency"

Customer: "What If This Does Not Open When Needed?"
Little Boy: "You'll Get Your Money Back"
 
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B-Silent Please
Raju Traveling First Time In Plane Going To Bombay,
While Landing, He Shouted: "Bombay-Bombay"
Air Hostess: "B-Silent Please"
Raju Said: "Ombay -Ombay"
 
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I Had It All Man

A man is complaining to a friend: "I had it all, money, a
beautiful house, a nice car, a great motorcycle, the love of a
beautiful woman. Then it was all gone!"

"What happened?"asks the friend.

"My wife found out!" replied the man
 
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When Caught By Cop
A cop pulls a young guy over:

"Hello officer" said the smart aleck kid.

"Young man did you see that stop sign?" asked the cop.

Yup, but I didn't see you!
 
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Stop Joking

Dad: Son, this time I expect 80 percent marks in your final
examination.

Son: No dad, I'll manage 100 percent.

Dad: Don't joke with me.

Son: Who started it, dad?
 
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Life Starts with Milk Bottle....
Grows with Coke Bottle....
Habituates to Liquor Bottle....
Ends with Saline Bottle..
 
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Anything For Home
Teacher : whoever answers my next question, can go
home.

One boy throws his bag out the window

Teacher : who just threw that?!

Boy : Me! I'm going home now
 
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Brave Man
One day,
I Kicked lion's face
I puld tigers tail
I broke cheetas leg
I threw elephants

Than What Happen

then TOY SHOP OWNER kickd me out.

 
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Breaking News
In a car race, NANO beats FERRARI. After some tests, engineers understood that while Schumacher was driving Ferrari, Nano was being driven by RAJNIKANTH!
 
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Tribute To Boozer
After decades, BEER Will be CHEAPER than PETROL !!

Than , there will be new slogan

"Just Drink - Dont Drive"

:) Cheers!
 
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American's Japanese, Britishers and Indian's
Americans fart and say " Excuse me!"..
Britishers Fart and say "Pardon me!"..
Japanese Fart and say "Forgive me!"..

And

Indians Fart and say "Who Has Done This"
 
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He Never Get Tired
Owner to servant: You told me that you never get tired of work. But I have caught you sleeping third time in a day.
Servant: That's the reason why I don't get tired sir.
 
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