Iron Deficiency Anemia.
If You Have "Magnetic"
Personality And Still You
Can't Attract A Girl
The Girl Has "Iron
A family was having dinner and the little boy said,"Dad I don't like the holes in the cheese!" Well son, eat the cheese and leave the holes on the side of the plate.
The Dirty Little Boy
A dirty little boy was playing at the playground and walked up to his mother and asked, "Who am I?" The mother replied, "I don't know! Who are you?" the little boy said excitedly, "WOW! My teacher was right. She said that I was so dirty that even my own mother wouldn't recognize me."
A Tie And An Offer
Dad: Hey son what is 2 x 2?
Son: A tie
Dad: Ok, what is 2 x 1?
Son: An offer
Q: What is the difference between men and pigs?
A: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.
Q. Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome, a good lover, and a stimulating partner?
A. This has 2 answers, in the pages of a romance novel, or fiction.
Q. What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
A. The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
Did You Know . . . ?
"HEELS" Are Man's Invention
To Make It Harder For A
Woman To Run Away. . .
Cook Books And Diet Books
The Biggest Seller Is
The Second Is
How Not To Eat What
You've Just Learned To Cook.
First Indian To Use 4g
Who was the 1st INDIAN to use 4G..
Har bar Rajnikant nahi hota yaar.
Ans: It's Anil Kapoor.!
aG, oG, lo G, suno G..
A rooster was strutting around the henhouse one Easter morning and came across a nest of eggs dyed every color of the rainbow. The rooster took one look at the colorful display, ran outside and beat the heck out of the resident peacock.
A little girl was watching her parents dress for a party. When she saw that her father was putting on his tuxedo, she said, "Daddy, you shouldn't wear that suit."
"Why not?" he asked.
"Because it always gives you a headache the next morning."
"Didn't you suspect burglars had been in the house when you saw all the drawers pulled out and the contents scattered all over the floor?" asked the policeman.
"No, I just thought my husband had been looking for a clean shirt," replied the woman.
Tom was invited to his friend's house for dinner. He found that his buddy called his wife every cute name in the book: honey, darling, sweetheart, pumpkin, and baby.
When she was in the kitchen, he leaned over to his friend and said, "I think it's nice you still call your wife all those pet names." "To tell you the truth," his friend said, "I forgot her name about three years ago."
Why Do Students Sleep For Long Hours..??
Fantastic Answer Said By Students..
'Our Dreams Are Always BIG'!
We Need A Way Of Telling
People They Have Bad
Breath Without Hurting
"Well I'm Bored
Let's Go Brush Our Teeth ..."
A Boy Was Having The Habit
Of Smoking . . .
His Parents Sent Him To Yoga
Classes For Treatment..
He Can Smoke With His Legs
Also . . .
Did you hear about the politically correct country club?
They no longer refer to their golfers as having handicaps.
Instead they're "stroke challenged"..
Ever caught all the fish
A speeding driver was pulled over by a policeman. He asked, "Why was I pulled over when I wasn't the only one speeding." The police replied, "Have you ever been fishing?" The man then said, "yes". "Have you ever caught all the fish?" asked the policeman.
Composition on the subject of Baseball.
Teacher: Class, you have 30 minutes to write a composition on the subject of Baseball.
Jonah: Here's my paper.
Teacher: Jonah, you spent only one minute writing your essay.
Lets hear what you wrote..
Jonah: Game called off on account of rain.