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Funny Women
Post Master in a post office told to a woman,"You have to put
another stamp on this letter as it is too heavy.
The woman replied, How would an extra stamp make it lighter."
 
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Left and Right
Ur brain is special.
It has 2 parts LEFT and RIGHT.
In right, nothing LEFT.
In left, nothing RIGHT.
 
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Newton's Law
Teacher: Chintu, can you tell me NEWTON law
Chintu: Sure sir but i have remembered only the last lines Sir.
Teacher: Not a problem tell me those.
Chintu: and This is called Newton's law !!!
 
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What is the Day of Judgment?

When Valentine's Day and Raksha Bandhan fall on the same day.
 
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"Teacher : Tell me four members of cat family.
Student : Mother ,father,sister and brother. "
 
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Idiot In Suspense
Ajay: Do you know how to keep an idiot in suspense?
Sunny: No, tell me how?
Ajay: I will tell you next week.
 
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Look At Me
Angry Boss: Have you ever seen an owl?

Employee: (looking down) No Sir...

Boss: Don't look down. Look at me.
 
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Girls Are Virus
They ENTER ur Life

SCAN ur pockets

TRANSFER money

EDIT ur mind

DOWNLOAD their problems

DELETE ur smile & HANG U 4ever
 
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Great English by a student

teacher :u got 0 in your english papers

student: unpossiple

 
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On T-ShirtA line written on a Husband's T shirt :
ALL GIRLS ARE DEVIL BUT MY WIFE IS QUEEN..
...................*************
OF THEM.

 
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Song Dedication
Tintumon called FM radio & said
"I've found a purse with Rs.15000/- a credit card & an ID card
of Mr.Mani, No.13,Halls rd,kannur"
Radio jocky : How honest .so you want to return his purse?
Tintumon : no," i just wanted to dedicate a sad song for him

 
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MANAGER KISSES EACH FINGER
A Beautiful Girl puts her finger
near Hotel MANAGER lips
MANAGER KISSES EACH FINGER
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GIRL:Tell ur BOSS there is NO TISSUE paper in ur TOILET

 
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Every Wife Is Mistress
Every Wife is a "Mistress" for her Husband.

"Miss" for one hour & "Stress" for the rest life!
 
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Be Specific
A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best Woman.
Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.
 
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A Little Boy Was Selling Parachutes.

Little Boy: "Buy This Parachute And Land Safely On The Ground During Emergency"

Customer: "What If This Does Not Open When Needed?"
Little Boy: "You'll Get Your Money Back"
 
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B-Silent Please
Raju Traveling First Time In Plane Going To Bombay,
While Landing, He Shouted: "Bombay-Bombay"
Air Hostess: "B-Silent Please"
Raju Said: "Ombay -Ombay"
 
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I Had It All Man

A man is complaining to a friend: "I had it all, money, a
beautiful house, a nice car, a great motorcycle, the love of a
beautiful woman. Then it was all gone!"

"What happened?"asks the friend.

"My wife found out!" replied the man
 
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When Caught By Cop
A cop pulls a young guy over:

"Hello officer" said the smart aleck kid.

"Young man did you see that stop sign?" asked the cop.

Yup, but I didn't see you!
 
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Stop Joking

Dad: Son, this time I expect 80 percent marks in your final
examination.

Son: No dad, I'll manage 100 percent.

Dad: Don't joke with me.

Son: Who started it, dad?
 
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Life Starts with Milk Bottle....
Grows with Coke Bottle....
Habituates to Liquor Bottle....
Ends with Saline Bottle..
 
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