From Signboard On Electric Boxes-
"Danger,10000 Volts,TOUCHING This Will Lead To DEATH..
Anyone Found Touching Will Be Jailed For 3 Years ..!
Height Of Optimism...
A Man Marrying His Own Secretary
She Will Still Follow His Orders As Before ..!! :)
Best breakup :
Girl:I hate u get lost, I Don't wanna talk to you, This relationship is over-
I didn't look up with any girl, I love only you..!
Girl:Shut up, i don't wanna be with you, you didn't 'Like' my status on facebook ..!
Boys Have Fun By Teasing Girls,
Then Girls Cry For Few Minutes
Girls Have Fun By Loving Boys
Then Boys Cry For Life Time!
Funny But It IS Fact..!
Studies have shown that majority
of college student suffer from intense
pain of lower jaw.
This is due to uncontrolled excessive
yawning during lecture.
Wife: Darling today is our anniversary,
What should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
Desktop Engineer and angry wife were Fighting..
Fuming Wife: Wats my value in the family
Techie Husband: An Unknown Virus..!!
When you sit in front
Do u know what does the computer
think of you when u sit in front
Wife What Is $1000 For Me
Wife:What is 10 years with me..
Wife:What is $1000 for me..
Wife: Ok give me a coin.
Husband:Wait a second
Our language is called the mother tongue because the father never gets a chance to
What Is An Idiot?
Son: Dad, what is an idiot?
Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand him. Do you understand me?
Everything mommy asked?
One day a father called his 6 children together and asked, "Now tell me, who has been most obedient during last week and did everything mommy asked?"
In one voice they all replied, "You, Daddy"
No Service Charge
The boss came early in the morning one day and found his manager kissing his secretary in Office. He shouted at him, "Is this what I pay you for?"The manager replied: "No, sir, this I do free of charge."
Post Master in a post office told to a woman,"You have to put
another stamp on this letter as it is too heavy.
The woman replied, How would an extra stamp make it lighter."
Left and Right
Ur brain is special.
It has 2 parts LEFT and RIGHT.
In right, nothing LEFT.
In left, nothing RIGHT.
Teacher: Chintu, can you tell me NEWTON law
Chintu: Sure sir but i have remembered only the last lines Sir.
Teacher: Not a problem tell me those.
Chintu: and This is called Newton's law !!!
What is the Day of Judgment?
When Valentine's Day and Raksha Bandhan fall on the same day.
"Teacher : Tell me four members of cat family.
Student : Mother ,father,sister and brother. "
Idiot In Suspense
Ajay: Do you know how to keep an idiot in suspense?
Sunny: No, tell me how?
Ajay: I will tell you next week.
Look At Me
Angry Boss: Have you ever seen an owl?
Employee: (looking down) No Sir...
Boss: Don't look down. Look at me.