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What Are These For?
Man Dies. In Heaven He Sees A Large Wall Full Of Clocks.

He Asks Angel: “What Are These For?”

Angel Answers: “These Are Lie Clocks, Every Person Has Lie Clock! Whenever You Lie On Earth, Clock Moves.”

The Man Points Towards A Clock And Asks: “Whose Clock Is This?”

Angel Says: “Its Mother Teresa’s. It Never Moved, Showing That She Never Told Lie”

The Man Asks: “Where Is Indian Politician’s Clock?”

Angel Replies: “That’s In Our Office, We Use It As Table Fan“
 
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Which Animal Has Good Manners?
Question: “Do You Know Which Animal Has Good Manners?”
Answer: “Cat Because It Always Ask Permission Before Coming Inside Mei Aau.”

 
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Men Are Like Bluetooth
Men Are Like Bluetooth…
Always Connected When Wife Is Around…
The Moment Wife Is Away…
They Automatically Starts Searching For New Devices…

 
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If Animal Have Facebook.
If Animal Have Facebook.
These Are Most Likely To Be Their Status.
Cockroach: “Managed To Skip From Someone’s Foot Step Man, I Lead A Dangerous Life Style”
Cat: “My Seventh Child Is Asking Who Is Her Father? What Should I Tell Her? I Don’t Even Remember”
Chicken: “If Tomorrow I Am Not Updating My Status. Means I Am Being Served At Kfc Love You All?”
Octopus: “I Have Just Refilled My Ink Hurrrrrrraaaayyy”
Goat: “Friends, Don’t Go Outside, Eid Holiday Is Coming“

 
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Husband Is Like A Split AC

Husband Is Like A Split AC,

No Matter How Loud He Is Outside,

But Inside The House,

He Is Designed To Remain Silent, Cool & Controlled By Remote.
 
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The Whole World Will Look Colorful
If You Paint With Rs. 40,000 Royal Paint,

Your Home Will Look Colorful.

But If You Drink Rs.400/- Royal Stag,

The Whole World Will Look Colorful.
 
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At Your Age

Teacher: “You Failure ! At Your Age Bill Gates Stood First In The Class”

Student: “Mind You, Sir, But At Your Age Hitler Committed Suicide“
 
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99.9% Girls Fail To Answer This Question
Do You Know That?
99.9% Girls Fail
To Give The Answer Of This Question.
And Now Its Your Turn
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Whats Your Cell Number ?
 
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Truth About Wife
Questions: “What Is The Difference Between A Man Who Is Buying A Lottery Ticket And
A Man Who Is Arguing With His Wife?”
Answer: “Lottery Ticket Buyer Has Still Some Chances To Win.“
 
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How Was The Trip?

An Airline Introduced A Special Package For Business Men.
Buy Your Ticket Get Your Wife’s Ticket Free.
After Great Success,
The Company Sent Letters To All The Wives Asking How Was The Trip?

 
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Did You Clean Out The Refrigerator?

A Woman Returned Home On Evening And Asked Her New Maid,
Woman: “Did You Clean Out The Refrigerator As I Told You?”
Maid: “Yes, Mam, And Everything Was Very Tasty“

 
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How To Save Girlfriend’s Number In Mobile

A Great Idea.
Please Save Your Girlfriends Number As “Battery Low”
So, Whenever She Calls & You Are Not Around,
Your Wife Plugs Your Phone To Charger Unknowingly.

 
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Astrologer 1 : you must marry only 32 years old women to start a happy life.

Astrologer 2 : shall I marry two 16years old girls.
 
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My Bad Day
I Was In The Restaurant Yesterday When I Suddenly Realized,
I Desperately Needed To Pass Gas. The Music Was Really, Really Loud,
So I I Timed My Gas With The Beat Of The Music.
After A Couple Of Songs, I Started To Feel Better. I Finished My Coffee,
And Noticed That Everybody Was Staring At Me.
Then I Suddenly Remembered That I Was Listening To My iPod….. :’(

 
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Whn I call my lover, & she doesnt ans; its not a big deal!
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When she calls me & I dont answer;its like world war III.
 
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Mother-in-law : god has given 2 eyes.Can't u remove a few stones 4m rice?

Daughter-in-law: very funny!god has given u 32 teeth can't u chew few stones!?
 
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Innocent Child Doing Business
A Little Boy Was Selling Parachutes.
Little Boy: “Buy This Parachute And Land Safely On The Ground During Emergency”
Customer: “What If This Does Not Open When Needed?”
Little Boy: “You’ll Get Your Money Back“

 
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I Do Not Want To Marry
Man 1: “I Do Not Want To Marry Because I Am Afraid Of All Women”
Man 2: “Get Marry Soon Then U’ll Be Afraid Of Only One And Start Loving Other“

 
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“I’m Dying”
Husband SMS His Wife: “Hi, What You Doing Darling?”
Wife: “I’m Dying”
Husband Jumps With Joy But Types: “Oh My Dear, How Can I Live Without You?”
Wife: “You Idiot I’m Dying My Hair”
Husband: “Bloody English“

 
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Where The Hell Are You?
An Angry Wife To Her Husband On Phone: “Where The Hell Are You?”
Husband: “Darling You Remember That Jewellery Shop Where You Saw The Diamond Necklace And Totally Fell In Love With It & I Didn’t Have Money That Time & I Said Baby It’ll Be Yours One Day”
Wife, With A Smile & Blushing: “Yeah, I Remember That My Love”
Husband: “I’m In The Barber Shop Just Next To That Shop“

 
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