Fighting for a seat in a bus
Two ladies fighting for a seat in a bus ..
Bus Conductor : The older one should sit here
Both looked at each other and the seat remained empty
Millions of people write love letters
Millions of people write Love Letters.
But everyone send there 1st love letter mostly to me,
Just imagine how lucky I m!
** DUST BIN **
A beggar found rs 100
A Beggar Found Rs. 100/-
He Went To A 5 Star Hotel For Dinner...
Bill Rs. 3000/-
He was unable to pay!!!
Manager Handed Him To Police!!!
He Gave Rs. 100/- To Policeman & Free!!!
Its Called FINANCIAL MANAGEMENT Without MBA..!!!
Height of good luck Joke
Height of Good Luck....!...
Teacher: Hey! Stand up. Tell me two pronouns.
Student: Who? Me?
Teacher: Very good.....Sit down :D
Teacher: Do you have trouble making decisions?
Student: Well...yes and no.
"Excuse me. Do you know the way to the zoo?"
"No, I'm sorry I don't."
"Well, it's two blocks this way, then one block to the left."
"I was born in California."
"All of me."
Teacher & Nick
Teacher: "Nick, what is the past participle of the verb to ring?"
Nick: "What do you think it is, Sir?"
Teacher: "I don't think, I KNOW!"
Nick: "I don't think I know either, Sir!"
Man to salesman : I want pink cutains for my computer screen.
Salesman : Sir, computers don't need curtains.
Man : Helloooooooooooooooooooooooo, I got WINDOWS!!
Height Of Technical Thinking
Height of technical thinking:
A software person falling from the roof of the building and shouting
instead of help, help!!
Grabbed A Coin
A student grabbed a coin,
Flipped it in the air & said,
"Head, I go to sleep."
Tail, I watch a movie.
If it stands on the edge I'll study
First three years of marriage
In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
In the second year of marriage, the woman speaks and the man listens.
In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
Here's another joke about marriage.
A man inserted an ad in the classifieds: "Wife wanted."
The next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
Now let's listen to a couple of riddles about marriage.
Here's the first one.
Q: Why are men with pierced ears better suited for marriage?
A: Because they have suffered and bought jewelry.
Here's another riddle.
Q: What are the 3 important rings in life?
A: Engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
I'll end today's podcast with a humorous proverb-like saying.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
A million words would not bring you back, I know, because I've tried. Neither would a million tears. I know, because I've cried
Doctor, it hurts!
A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts."
The doctor asks, "What do you mean?"
The man says, "When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts.When I touch my knee - OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts."
The doctor says, "I know what's wrong with you. You've broken your finger!"
Principal: "I've had complaints about you, Johnny, from all of your teachers. What have you been doing?"
Johnny: "Nothing, sir."
The mother says to her daughter, "Did you enjoy your first at school?"
The daughter answers, "First day? Do you mean I have to go back again tomorrow?"
There were three restauraunts on the same block. One day one of them put up a sign which said "The Best Restaurant in the City."
The next day, the largest restaurant on the block put up a larger sign which said "The Best Restaurant in the World."
On the third day, the smallest restaurant put up a small sign which said "The Best Restaurant on this Block."
Boy Or Girl
A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?
B: It's a girl. She's my daughter.
A: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know that you were her father.
B: I'm not. I'm her mother.
A teenage girl had been talking on the phone for about half an hour, and then she hung up.
"Wow!," said her father, "That was short. You usually talk for two hours. What happened?"
"Wrong number," replied the girl.
Good News & Bad News
A man receives a phone call from his doctor.
The doctor says, "I have some good news and some bad news."
The man says, "OK, give me the good news first."
The doctor says, "The good news is, you have 24 hours to live."
The man replies, "Oh no! If that's the good news, then what's the bad news?"
The doctor says, "The bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday."