Boy to boy!
Boy to mom!
Boy to dad!
Boy to girl!
Girl to girl!
Wife to Husband:
Not Responding…=)) =D
Help-desk guy speaking to a lady user …
Help-desk : double click on “My Computer”.
Lady : I can’t see your computer..
Help-desk : No .. Click on “My Computer” on your computer.
Lady : How the hell can I click on your computer from my computer ??? !!
Help-desk : There is an icon labelled “My Computer” on your computer .. double click on it.
Lady : What the hell is your computer doing on my computer ?
Saw an ad in the newspaper : Need Accountant, 15000Rs – 20000Rs.
So I called and told them the answer is -5000Rs…
Annual free Trip around the Sun…
Living on Earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual free Trip around the Sun…
Dis Trick Always Work
When Mom wants to find out where I’m in the House,
she simply Turns oFF The Wi-Fi …
Damn! Dis Trick Always Work…
Dad can I have 50Rs
Me: Dad can I have 50Rs?
Dad: 40Rs? What do you need 30Rs for? 20Rs is more than enough! Here’s 10Rs now give your brother half…
You Are Bad Luck
A man was just recovering in hospital after being unconscious for a week. His wife was sitting by his side when he woke up.
Man: Honey, you've been by my side when I was in that car crash you were there when I lost my job.. You were present when my parents died.. And you were by my side when someone stole all my money from my account... ..And you know what?
Man: I think you're bad luck
Different Stages A Man Face During His Life....
Before finding a Girl.....................Superman
After finding a Girl......................Spiderman
After Engaging with a Girl................Gentleman
After Marrying a Girl.....................Watchman
5 Years after marriage ...................Doberman !!!!
share all your troubles
Honey, when we get married, I'll be there to share all your troubles
"But I don't have any, my love."
"I said, when we get married"
Man receives a telegram- WIFE dead, should she be buried or cremated?
Man replied - don't take chances, burn the body and bury the ashes.
Head & neck of the familyA father was agruing with his daughter about her going out to a party.Shaking his head sidways he said he would not allow her to go as the head of the house. At that stage his wife stepped in and consoled her daughter saying if he is the "head" of the house then I am the "neck" and a neck can turn a head in any direction it likes.
Husband And Wife
Wife: u know, husband and wife are not allowed 2 be together in heaven!!!
Husband: yes, that's y it's called heaven
A friend of mine has 4 wives lives under the same roof cook,eat togather. Everytime I call him ask about the family answer is that they all doing wonderful. I was just wondered how that can be. So one day I just ask him how they get along especially living under the same roof. My friend said I just told them if they ever fight I will bring one more wife. Therefore they never fight.
Before Getting Married
Before getting married I had SIX plans of bringing up my children
NOW I am married and I have SIX children and no plans...
Before getting married I told my girl friend i can through HELL for you,
now I am married and I am going THROUGH...
Wife to Husband : I wish to be a newspaper, so atleast i canbe in your arms. Husband : I wish the same, so atleast i can change u daily.
After directory assistance gave me my boyfriend's new telephone number, I dialed him and got a woman. "Is Robert there?" I asked. "He's in the shower," she responded. "Please tell him his girlfriend called," I said and hung up.
When he didn't return the call, I dialed again. This time a man answered. "This is Robert," he said.
"You're not my boyfriend!" I exclaimed.
"I know," he replied. "That's what I've been trying to tell my wife for the past half-hour."
Fred And His Girl Friend
When Fred proposed to his girl friend she said, "I love the simple things in life, Wally, but I don't want one of them for a husband?.
Boy: "You look like a sensible girl. Will you marry me?"
Girl: "No way. I'm quite as sensible as I look!"
Half Off These Tickets
US Air recently introduced a special half fare for wives who accompanied their husbands on business trips. Expecting valuable testimonials, the PR department sent out letters to all the wives of businessmen who had used the special rates, asking how they enjoyed their trip.
Letters are still pouring in asking, "What trip?"
Difference Between Men And Women
Difference between Men and Women
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.