What is the Day of Judgment?
When Valentine's Day and Raksha Bandhan fall on the same day.
"Teacher : Tell me four members of cat family.
Student : Mother ,father,sister and brother. "
Idiot In Suspense
Ajay: Do you know how to keep an idiot in suspense?
Sunny: No, tell me how?
Ajay: I will tell you next week.
Look At Me
Angry Boss: Have you ever seen an owl?
Employee: (looking down) No Sir...
Boss: Don't look down. Look at me.
Girls Are Virus
They ENTER ur Life
SCAN ur pockets
EDIT ur mind
DOWNLOAD their problems
DELETE ur smile & HANG U 4ever
Great English by a student
teacher :u got 0 in your english papers
On T-ShirtA line written on a Husband's T shirt :
ALL GIRLS ARE DEVIL BUT MY WIFE IS QUEEN..
Tintumon called FM radio & said
"I've found a purse with Rs.15000/- a credit card & an ID card
of Mr.Mani, No.13,Halls rd,kannur"
Radio jocky : How honest .so you want to return his purse?
Tintumon : no," i just wanted to dedicate a sad song for him
MANAGER KISSES EACH FINGER
A Beautiful Girl puts her finger
near Hotel MANAGER lips
MANAGER KISSES EACH FINGER
GIRL:Tell ur BOSS there is NO TISSUE paper in ur TOILET
Every Wife Is Mistress
Every Wife is a "Mistress" for her Husband.
"Miss" for one hour & "Stress" for the rest life!
A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best Woman.
Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.
A Little Boy Was Selling Parachutes.
Little Boy: "Buy This Parachute And Land Safely On The Ground During Emergency"
Customer: "What If This Does Not Open When Needed?"
Little Boy: "You'll Get Your Money Back"
Raju Traveling First Time In Plane Going To Bombay,
While Landing, He Shouted: "Bombay-Bombay"
Air Hostess: "B-Silent Please"
Raju Said: "Ombay -Ombay"
I Had It All Man
A man is complaining to a friend: "I had it all, money, a
beautiful house, a nice car, a great motorcycle, the love of a
beautiful woman. Then it was all gone!"
"What happened?"asks the friend.
"My wife found out!" replied the man
When Caught By Cop
A cop pulls a young guy over:
"Hello officer" said the smart aleck kid.
"Young man did you see that stop sign?" asked the cop.
Yup, but I didn't see you!
Dad: Son, this time I expect 80 percent marks in your final
Son: No dad, I'll manage 100 percent.
Dad: Don't joke with me.
Son: Who started it, dad?
Life Starts with Milk Bottle....
Grows with Coke Bottle....
Habituates to Liquor Bottle....
Ends with Saline Bottle..
Anything For Home
Teacher : whoever answers my next question, can go
One boy throws his bag out the window
Teacher : who just threw that?!
Boy : Me! I'm going home now
I Kicked lion's face
I puld tigers tail
I broke cheetas leg
I threw elephants
Than What Happen
then TOY SHOP OWNER kickd me out.
In a car race, NANO beats FERRARI. After some tests, engineers understood that while Schumacher was driving Ferrari, Nano was being driven by RAJNIKANTH!