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No Other Work
You think of me & i think of you. When we both think of each other, do you know what it means?

It means we both..

have no other work to do!
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Climbing Coconut tree
Boy 2 girl : Hey if i climb this coconut tree,
i can see Engineering college babes.
Girl : Leave both hands from there,
u can see medical college babes
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Hear everything but understand nothing
Doctor implants a New Ear 2 a man.
man:"U idiot,U gave me a woman痴 ear"
Doc: It makes no difference
MAN: "It does,Now I hear everything but understand nothing"
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Benefit Of Eating Spinach

Teacher: What痴 D Benefit Of Eating Spinach?

Student: Eat Spinach & U値l Grow Up Big & Strong Lyk POPYE
U値l Also End Up With A Girlfriend Who L00ks Like OLIVE
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25th anniversary

Wife: where値l u take me on our 10th aniversary?
Hsband: We値l go 2 African jungle safari.
Wife: Nice. And on our 25th aniversary?
Husband: I値l bring u back.
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A little kid
A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, "If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I would be a little bull."

The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yells at the kid, "What if your dad was a drunk and your mom was a prostitute?!"

The kid smiles and says, "I would be a bus driver.
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You are late
Boy1:You are late!.
Boy2:I had to toss a coin to decide going to church and coming to the game.
Boy1:So long?
Boy2:I had to toss 15 times for the game.
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A Gorgeous Girl Walks up 2 Professor?s Cabin & Says: I値l Do Anything 2 Pass D Exam.
Prof: Anything?
Girl: Ya
Again Prof asked anything?
Girl: Ya!!
Prof: Then Go & Study!
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Smart Answer

yourself in a boat
which is sinking
sharks all around you
what can you do 2 save yourself?
very simple

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A girl can break any relationship

The best relation ever is between TWO EYES
They blink together
move together
cry together
see together and
sleep together
Still they never see each others
But when they saw a girl
1 will blink and another will not
Moral of the story :
A girl can break any kind of relationship.

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Smart Idea
Doctor: U look exactly like my third wife..!

Lady: How many wivez do u have???

Doc: Two!

Moral: Express smart ideas
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What Women want?

The w0rld?s thinnest b00k is titled by,
What W0men Want?
It has 0nly 0ne w0rd written in it,

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2 FrIeNds oN tHeIr wAy

2 FrIeNds oN tHeIr wAy To A fASt Food FoR diNnEr
1st oRdErS:Double ChEeSe wItH eXtRa cHeEsE aNd eXtRa mAy0s
1St:DiEt cOkE I aM oN diEt!
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Mobile with free SMS
How Can A Father

Make His Daughter

Walk On The Street

Looking Down The Earth??

Just Gift Her A Mobile With Free Sms
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inside or outside

Mr.inside went 2 c Mr.outside. Inside standing outside called Outside outside but Outside standing inside called Inside inside when Inside came inside Outside went outside 2 c Inside then Outside called Inside outside but Inside from inside called Outside inside . . Now where is your Brain . inside or outside?
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I Think Uve Had

Bartender: I Think U致e Had Enuf Sir !
Drunk: I Just Lost My Wife, Buddy !
Bartender: Well, It Must Be Hard Losing A Wife
Drunk: It Was Almost Impossible
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A man traveling at 130

A man traveling at 130 mph on th highway ws stopped by highway police.
Man:粘orry,officer was I driving too fast?
Officer:年o,sir.U were flying too slow.
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Waiter, Waiter

Customer Shouted:

展aiter, Waiter !
There痴 A Dead Fly In My Soup

Waiter Replied:

徹h No!
Who痴 Going To Look After His Family
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one fine morning in the middle
One fine morning in the middle of the night,
two dead boys woke up to fight,

Back to back they faced each other,
Took out their swords & shot each other,

One deaf policeman heard the noise &
Killed the 2 dead boys

Beleive this lie, it痴 really true,
Ask the blind beggar, he saw it too.

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StuDenTs Vs TeAcHeRz
WheN We R iN CLass, We R 全tuDenTs,
WheN They R iN CLass, They R 全cHoLaRs

WheN We CoRecT Our WriTinG, iTs 前veRwriTTinG, WheN They CoRecT TheiR, iTs 舛oRRecTioN

WheN We CoPy FroM OtheRz, We R 舛heaTeRs, WheN They CoPy, They R 漸uoTes

WheN We JoKe iN CLass, We R 遷oKeRs, WheN They JoKe, They R 糎iTTy

WheN We Don探 Do Our WorK On TiMe, We R 全LuGGisH,
WheN They Don探 Do, They R 腺uSy
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