Fax-Machine Manager: "Do you know anything about this fax-machine?"
Staff: "A little. What's wrong sir?"
Manager:"Well, I sent a fax, and the recipient called back to say all she received was a blank page. I tried it again, and the same thing...more
Cockroaches : Mix boric powder in wheat flour and knead it to a dough. Roll out tiny balls of this dough and keep them in places frequented by the insects.
Caution: Keep them out of the reach of small children