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Baccha ~ Papa Mard Kisse Kehte Hai ?

Papa ~ Uss Powerful Insaan Ko Jo Ghar Par Hukoomat Karta Hai ..

Baccha ~ Me Bhee Badaa Hokkar Mummy Ki Tarrah Mard Banunga ..
 
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When a Woman Says "WHAT" its not because she don't hear you, she's giving chance to change what you said.
 
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A couple were travelling on a flight
Air hostess approaches the man & asks : Sir, would u like an upgrade

He replied : Oh yes please
Turned to his wife & said :
"उठ जा, बैठने दे उसको"
 
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Lady 1 asked to other lady who is your favorite actor...?

She answered : my husband

As Whenever I ask him for diamonds, candle light dinners, vacations..

He starts acting..
 
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What is Checkmate ?

You tell your Wife,
"I saw a lady,
looked exactly like you"

Wife asks,
"WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL..??"

You can't say 'NO'
You can't say 'YES'

That is Checkmate.!
 
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Wife - I'm already 58, yet, one of your friend still praises and finds me attractive...

😏 Husband - Surely must be that Usman bhai!!!

😳 Wife - Exactly... But how did you judge so correctly???

😏 Husband - He is the only friend who is a scrap dealer...
 
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A genie appeared in the dream of a woman.
"Whatever you want, just ask " it said.

"My husband’s eyes should be only on me during all waking hours."

"And then ..?"

"He should not be concerned with anything else in life except me."

"And then?"

"He should never sleep without me by his side."

"And then ..?"

"When he wakes up in the morning he should only see my face first."

"And then ..?"

"He should not go anywhere without me."

"And then ..?"

"If there is even a single scratch on me, he should go crazy with grief."

"And then ..?"

"That's it."

And, bingo, the genie turned the woman into a IPhone 6s Plus!
 
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Every time Before removing make up...
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Inner soul of every woman asks herself twice...…
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"Are you sure you want to restore factory Settings.?"
 
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Made for each other

Relationship is easy when spouses know each other. There are two examples:

1) A husband comes home after attending a club meeting. He tells his wife, “Dear there was a drinking competition after the meeting today.” His wife spontaneously asks, “Who’s got the second position?”

2) A wife tells her husband, “Dear there was a letter to you. It’s written on the envelope, ‘Private and confidential.’”

The husband casually asks, “What was written inside?"

Great understanding of each other
 
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An Economist beautifully explained two reasons for having 2 wifes.(Wives)

A- Monopoly should be broken.

B- Competition improves the quality of service.

If u have 1 wife, She fights with u!

If u have 2 wifes, They will fight for u!
Feel the difference & decide

Disclaimer:
Sender is not having any such experience and not responsible for any side effects..
 
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Never approach..

- A bull from front

- A donkey from behind &

- An angry wife from any direction.!!
 
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A man whatapps his wife., and asked,
"Honey, if you see me on the street holding another woman, what will you do?"

The wife smiled and answered,
"I will close one eye and open one eye."

The husband said, "wow honey, I never knew you are so sporting ".

Later his wife send this picture to him.
 
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Doctor: Have you ever struggled pneumonia in your life before.

Patient: Yes Doctor once I have.

Doctor: When

Patient: In school when the teacher asked its spelling.

 
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Teacher: Johnny, please use the words “letter carrier” in a sentence.
Johnny: Yes, ma’am. “My dad said that after seeing how many things my mom was bringing on vacation, he would rather letter carrier own luggage.”
 
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Three reasons to give Exams

1- You can spend 3 hours in self-medication
2- You can complete your sleep
3- You can see your teacher being bore who normally bores you
 
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The most funniest situation in student’s life:
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When we have no idea what to write in paper and supervisor comes and say “wind up your papers”
 
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Teacher:tell me ur name in english?
Stdnt:after 2 min “Long Life Oven”
Teacher:iska kia matlb hai?
Stdnt:”Umer Daraz Bhatti”
 
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Teacher: “George Washington not only chopped down his father’s Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn’t punish him ?”

One Student: “Because George One Student: “Because George still had the axe in is hand.””
 
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Bhagwan ko gussa kab aata hai?
Jab koi ladki shadi se pahle pregnant hoti hai, aur uski maa bole:

“HEY BHAGWAN YE TUNE KYA KIYA?”
 
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Patient to Nurse: I Don’t Want To Get Well Because I Love U and I want see u everyday!

Nurse : U won’t get well either, bcoz doctor has seen u kissing me & he loves me too!
 
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