Post Master in a post office told to a woman,"You have to put
another stamp on this letter as it is too heavy.
The woman replied, How would an extra stamp make it lighter."
Left and Right
Ur brain is special.
It has 2 parts LEFT and RIGHT.
In right, nothing LEFT.
In left, nothing RIGHT.
Teacher: Chintu, can you tell me NEWTON law
Chintu: Sure sir but i have remembered only the last lines Sir.
Teacher: Not a problem tell me those.
Chintu: and This is called Newton's law !!!
What is the Day of Judgment?
When Valentine's Day and Raksha Bandhan fall on the same day.
"Teacher : Tell me four members of cat family.
Student : Mother ,father,sister and brother. "
Idiot In Suspense
Ajay: Do you know how to keep an idiot in suspense?
Sunny: No, tell me how?
Ajay: I will tell you next week.
Look At Me
Angry Boss: Have you ever seen an owl?
Employee: (looking down) No Sir...
Boss: Don't look down. Look at me.
Girls Are Virus
They ENTER ur Life
SCAN ur pockets
EDIT ur mind
DOWNLOAD their problems
DELETE ur smile & HANG U 4ever
Great English by a student
teacher :u got 0 in your english papers
On T-ShirtA line written on a Husband's T shirt :
ALL GIRLS ARE DEVIL BUT MY WIFE IS QUEEN..
Tintumon called FM radio & said
"I've found a purse with Rs.15000/- a credit card & an ID card
of Mr.Mani, No.13,Halls rd,kannur"
Radio jocky : How honest .so you want to return his purse?
Tintumon : no," i just wanted to dedicate a sad song for him
MANAGER KISSES EACH FINGER
A Beautiful Girl puts her finger
near Hotel MANAGER lips
MANAGER KISSES EACH FINGER
GIRL:Tell ur BOSS there is NO TISSUE paper in ur TOILET
Every Wife Is Mistress
Every Wife is a "Mistress" for her Husband.
"Miss" for one hour & "Stress" for the rest life!
A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best Woman.
Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.
A Little Boy Was Selling Parachutes.
Little Boy: "Buy This Parachute And Land Safely On The Ground During Emergency"
Customer: "What If This Does Not Open When Needed?"
Little Boy: "You'll Get Your Money Back"
Raju Traveling First Time In Plane Going To Bombay,
While Landing, He Shouted: "Bombay-Bombay"
Air Hostess: "B-Silent Please"
Raju Said: "Ombay -Ombay"
I Had It All Man
A man is complaining to a friend: "I had it all, money, a
beautiful house, a nice car, a great motorcycle, the love of a
beautiful woman. Then it was all gone!"
"What happened?"asks the friend.
"My wife found out!" replied the man
When Caught By Cop
A cop pulls a young guy over:
"Hello officer" said the smart aleck kid.
"Young man did you see that stop sign?" asked the cop.
Yup, but I didn't see you!
Dad: Son, this time I expect 80 percent marks in your final
Son: No dad, I'll manage 100 percent.
Dad: Don't joke with me.
Son: Who started it, dad?
Life Starts with Milk Bottle....
Grows with Coke Bottle....
Habituates to Liquor Bottle....
Ends with Saline Bottle..