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Fun Fact
Did You Know . . . ?
That
"HEELS" Are Man's Invention
To Make It Harder For A
Woman To Run Away. . .
 
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Cook Books And Diet Books
The Biggest Seller Is
Cook-Books
And
The Second Is
Diet-Books -
...
How Not To Eat What
You've Just Learned To Cook.
 
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First Indian To Use 4g
Who was the 1st INDIAN to use 4G..
.
..
...
Har bar Rajnikant nahi hota yaar.
...
Ans: It's Anil Kapoor.!
aG, oG, lo G, suno G..
 
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A rooster was strutting around the henhouse one Easter morning and came across a nest of eggs dyed every color of the rainbow. The rooster took one look at the colorful display, ran outside and beat the heck out of the resident peacock.

 
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A little girl was watching her parents dress for a party. When she saw that her father was putting on his tuxedo, she said, "Daddy, you shouldn't wear that suit."
"Why not?" he asked.
"Because it always gives you a headache the next morning."
 
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"Didn't you suspect burglars had been in the house when you saw all the drawers pulled out and the contents scattered all over the floor?" asked the policeman.
"No, I just thought my husband had been looking for a clean shirt," replied the woman.
 
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Tom was invited to his friend's house for dinner. He found that his buddy called his wife every cute name in the book: honey, darling, sweetheart, pumpkin, and baby.
When she was in the kitchen, he leaned over to his friend and said, "I think it's nice you still call your wife all those pet names." "To tell you the truth," his friend said, "I forgot her name about three years ago."
 
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Why Do Students Sleep For Long Hours..??

Fantastic Answer Said By Students..
.
.
'Our Dreams Are Always BIG'!
 
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We Need A Way Of Telling
People They Have Bad
Breath Without Hurting
Their Feelings

Like

"Well I'm Bored
Let's Go Brush Our Teeth ..."
 
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Yoga Effect
A Boy Was Having The Habit
Of Smoking . . .

His Parents Sent Him To Yoga
Classes For Treatment..

Now..

He Can Smoke With His Legs
Also . . .
 
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Did you hear about the politically correct country club?
They no longer refer to their golfers as having handicaps.
Instead they're "stroke challenged"..
 
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Ever caught all the fish
A speeding driver was pulled over by a policeman. He asked, "Why was I pulled over when I wasn't the only one speeding." The police replied, "Have you ever been fishing?" The man then said, "yes". "Have you ever caught all the fish?" asked the policeman.
 
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Composition on the subject of Baseball.
Teacher: Class, you have 30 minutes to write a composition on the subject of Baseball.
Jonah: Here's my paper.
Teacher: Jonah, you spent only one minute writing your essay.
Lets hear what you wrote..
Jonah: Game called off on account of rain.
 
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A man goes into a drug store and asks the pharmacist if he can give him something for the hiccups. The pharmacist promptly reaches out and slaps the man's face.
"What did you do that for?" the man asks.
"Well, you don't have the hiccups anymore do you?"
The man says, "No, but my wife out in the car still does!"
 
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A Zebra Crossing The Road
Here- why are you trying to cross the road in this dangerous place? There's a zebra crossing just a few yards up the road, said the policeman.
Well, I hope he's having better luck than I am, said the pedestrian.
 
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When a fellow called a motel and asked how much they charged for a room, the clerk told him that the rates depended on room size and number of people. "Do you take children?" the man asked.
"No, sir," replied the clerk. "Only cash and credit cards."
 
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The Haircut Repair Shop
One barbershop in town put up a sign attacking the fancy salon down the block.
The sign said, "Why pay twenty dollars? We give haircuts for two dollars."
The salon got even by putting up a sign of its own stating, "We repair two-dollar haircuts!"
 
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First Soldier: "What made U go into the army?"
Second Soldier: "I had no wife and I loved war. What about you?"
First Soldier: "Well, I had a wife and loved peace."
 
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A fifth grader class was on an educational trip. As they rode along in the school bus, the teacher noticed that one boy was lying facedown in the aisle of the bus with his hands over his eyes. "Why are you lying in the aisle like that."
"Well," said the boy, "if you don't see anything, you don't have to write anything."
 
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Little Joe walked into his dad's study while his dad was working on the computer.

"Dad," said Joe, "Remember when you told me you'd give me twenty dollars if I passed my math test?"

Dad nodded.

"Well, the good news is that I just saved you twenty bucks."
 
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