Tintumon called FM radio & said
"I've found a purse with Rs.15000/- a credit card & an ID card
of Mr.Mani, No.13,Halls rd,kannur"
Radio jocky : How honest .so you want to return his purse?
Tintumon : no," i just wanted to dedicate a sad song for him
MANAGER KISSES EACH FINGER
A Beautiful Girl puts her finger
near Hotel MANAGER lips
MANAGER KISSES EACH FINGER
GIRL:Tell ur BOSS there is NO TISSUE paper in ur TOILET
Every Wife Is Mistress
Every Wife is a "Mistress" for her Husband.
"Miss" for one hour & "Stress" for the rest life!
A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best Woman.
Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.
A Little Boy Was Selling Parachutes.
Little Boy: "Buy This Parachute And Land Safely On The Ground During Emergency"
Customer: "What If This Does Not Open When Needed?"
Little Boy: "You'll Get Your Money Back"
Raju Traveling First Time In Plane Going To Bombay,
While Landing, He Shouted: "Bombay-Bombay"
Air Hostess: "B-Silent Please"
Raju Said: "Ombay -Ombay"
I Had It All Man
A man is complaining to a friend: "I had it all, money, a
beautiful house, a nice car, a great motorcycle, the love of a
beautiful woman. Then it was all gone!"
"What happened?"asks the friend.
"My wife found out!" replied the man
When Caught By Cop
A cop pulls a young guy over:
"Hello officer" said the smart aleck kid.
"Young man did you see that stop sign?" asked the cop.
Yup, but I didn't see you!
Dad: Son, this time I expect 80 percent marks in your final
Son: No dad, I'll manage 100 percent.
Dad: Don't joke with me.
Son: Who started it, dad?
Life Starts with Milk Bottle....
Grows with Coke Bottle....
Habituates to Liquor Bottle....
Ends with Saline Bottle..
Anything For Home
Teacher : whoever answers my next question, can go
One boy throws his bag out the window
Teacher : who just threw that?!
Boy : Me! I'm going home now
I Kicked lion's face
I puld tigers tail
I broke cheetas leg
I threw elephants
Than What Happen
then TOY SHOP OWNER kickd me out.
In a car race, NANO beats FERRARI. After some tests, engineers understood that while Schumacher was driving Ferrari, Nano was being driven by RAJNIKANTH!
Tribute To Boozer
After decades, BEER Will be CHEAPER than PETROL !!
Than , there will be new slogan
"Just Drink - Dont Drive"
American's Japanese, Britishers and Indian's
Americans fart and say " Excuse me!"..
Britishers Fart and say "Pardon me!"..
Japanese Fart and say "Forgive me!"..
Indians Fart and say "Who Has Done This"
He Never Get Tired
Owner to servant: You told me that you never get tired of work. But I have caught you sleeping third time in a day.
Servant: That's the reason why I don't get tired sir.
Wife:If I am lost somewhere, what will you do?
Husband: I'll give ad in newspaper: Be happy, where ever you are.
Anniversary In African Jungle
Wife: where'll you take me on our 10th anniversary?
Husband: We'll go to African jungle safari.
Wife: Nice. And on our 25th anniversary?
Husband: I'll bring you back.
I Love walking in the rain because nobody knows I'm crying
(uhh OLD Story)
I Love walking in the FOG because no one can SEE I'm SMOKING
Bad Habit Of Scrap Dealer
Wife: You say I look old but one of your friends still praises me?
Husband: Must be Peter?
Wife: Yes but how do you know?
Husband: He is a scrap dealer