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Exam Hall
sir : if any dought ask me

student : sir, in question paper question is there but in answer paper no answer is there
 
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Wife Isn'T In The Car
On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: "Sir, do you realize your wife fell out of the car several miles back?"

To which the farmer replied: "Thank God, I thought I had gone deaf!"
 
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Celebrating An Event
An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen when the old woman wistfully recalled that the next week would mark their golden wedding anniversary.

"Let's have a party, Homer," she suggested. "Let's kill a pig."

The farmer scratched his grizzled head. "Gee, Ethel," he finally answered, "I don't see why the pig should take the blame for something that happened fifty years ago."
 
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New style of break up:
A boy gifted a diwali rocket to GF.
GF: What the hell is this?
Boy: u wanted stars na now sit on dis n get lost!
 
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Love Enemy
From his death bed, the husband called his wife and said, "One month after I die,
I want you to marry Samy."
"Samy! But he is your enemy!"
"Yes, I know that. I've suffered all these years; so let him suffer now."
 
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Tim: You know Jim; foolish people believe everything without any doubt.

Jim: Do you have any doubt about it?

Tim: Nope.
 
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You are one very lucky lady!
Manfred is riding a bicycle and he accidently hits an older woman

Johnny: You are one very lucky lady!
Old lady: Why?
Johnny: Usually I drive a truck
 
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All Hua...

A chines couple,
Mr Hua & Mrs Hua
got twin babies after marriage.
They named them, Jo-Hua , So-Hua.
Next year they got one more baby.
They named Ye-Kya-Hua
 
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INTERESTING FACT

A Woman Worries Until She Gets A Husband,

A Man Never Worries About The Future Until He Gets A Wife
 
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Great lines By Bus Conductor
"change cannot be given to you everytime."
"You only Must Bring d Change..."
Great lines said by...

Bus Conductor...
 
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An old man's t shirt quote
I am not 60 I am 16 with 44 years of experience
 
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Son: I Don't Want to Go to School
Mom: Why.?
Son: Want to work
Mom: What Work Will You Do With UKG Knowledge.
Son: Take Tution for LKG GIRLS..
 
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Clever Father
Wife : whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it,
I don't know what to do?
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Husband : Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them.

 
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Worried man to a Psychologist:
My wife treats me as if I were a dog.

Psychologist: Does she abuse you? Hit you? Starve you?

Man: No worse, she wants me to be faithful.
 
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Define Guts

Entering late in class
having spicy hair color,
I-pod in 1 ear, ph on the other side n saying 2 mam "Hey sweety dont wait 4 me, carry on BABY !"
 
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Boy : You Look Exactly Like My Wife....
Girl : Ohhh... What's Your Wife's Name..

Boy : I'm Not Married Yet... ;-)


Moral : Learn New Methods To Propose.. ! :)
 
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The World Is Changing Everyday
Sir- It Seems You Haven't Studied Your Geography, Why?

Student- My Dad Says, The World Is Changing Everyday

So, I Decided 2 Wait Until It Settles Down..!!
 
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Dear Google!
Please Stop behaving like my wife

Kindly let me complete my sentence before you give a Suggestion.
 
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From Signboard On Electric Boxes-
"Danger,10000 Volts,TOUCHING This Will Lead To DEATH..
Anyone Found Touching Will Be Jailed For 3 Years ..!
 
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Height Of Optimism...
A Man Marrying His Own Secretary
Thinking That..
She Will Still Follow His Orders As Before ..!! :)
 
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