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Jackson: Now i want to know why after Eating Fish, people do not drink
water..

Suzie: Why so.

Jackson: Because people fear that fish will start swimming in their Stomach
 
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Sleeping tablets
Doctor: Your husband needs a proper rest. Here are some sleeping tablets.

Woman: When will he have these.

Doctor: It's for you, not for him
 
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Hey U Know Which is the best day to propose a girl..

April 1 U Know Why..

If she accept its your luck otherwise just tell April Foooooll
 
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Hubby : Darling years ago you had a figure like Coke bottle.

Wife : Yes darling I still do, only difference is earlier it was 300ml now it is 1.5ltr.
 
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Positive
A Medical Student wrote a LOVE LETTER with his BLOOD to his Medical crush n wrote in end " I WANT ANSWER OF THIS"
Next Day she answered
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Your Blood Group is "O" Positive
 
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Good at Maths
'Dr. Smith is checking a little boy named Tom.
Placing the stethoscope he said,

'Naughty boy, now take a long breath and say Five, three times.'

Tom is great at math. He always gets 100 out of 100. He said quickly, 'Doctor, its 15!!
 
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Profit and Loss
Wife asks: Why is that in all marriages the bride sits on the left & groom sits on the right side.

Husband Reply: Have you ever seen a profit and loss statement?
It follows the same logic. All income is posted on the right side and expenses on the left side.
 
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New Generation
Facebook: Last seen 8 secs ago.
Wats app: Last seen 4 secs ago.
Text book: Last seen 8 months ago..

:)
 
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Once a man ran to the Doctor,'

My wife accidentally drank some petrol. Now she is running in the house. What should I do?'

Doctor: Show her stop signal.
 
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Exam Hall
sir : if any dought ask me

student : sir, in question paper question is there but in answer paper no answer is there
 
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Wife Isn'T In The Car
On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: "Sir, do you realize your wife fell out of the car several miles back?"

To which the farmer replied: "Thank God, I thought I had gone deaf!"
 
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Celebrating An Event
An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen when the old woman wistfully recalled that the next week would mark their golden wedding anniversary.

"Let's have a party, Homer," she suggested. "Let's kill a pig."

The farmer scratched his grizzled head. "Gee, Ethel," he finally answered, "I don't see why the pig should take the blame for something that happened fifty years ago."
 
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New style of break up:
A boy gifted a diwali rocket to GF.
GF: What the hell is this?
Boy: u wanted stars na now sit on dis n get lost!
 
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Love Enemy
From his death bed, the husband called his wife and said, "One month after I die,
I want you to marry Samy."
"Samy! But he is your enemy!"
"Yes, I know that. I've suffered all these years; so let him suffer now."
 
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Tim: You know Jim; foolish people believe everything without any doubt.

Jim: Do you have any doubt about it?

Tim: Nope.
 
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You are one very lucky lady!
Manfred is riding a bicycle and he accidently hits an older woman

Johnny: You are one very lucky lady!
Old lady: Why?
Johnny: Usually I drive a truck
 
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All Hua...

A chines couple,
Mr Hua & Mrs Hua
got twin babies after marriage.
They named them, Jo-Hua , So-Hua.
Next year they got one more baby.
They named Ye-Kya-Hua
 
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INTERESTING FACT

A Woman Worries Until She Gets A Husband,

A Man Never Worries About The Future Until He Gets A Wife
 
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Great lines By Bus Conductor
"change cannot be given to you everytime."
"You only Must Bring d Change..."
Great lines said by...

Bus Conductor...
 
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An old man's t shirt quote
I am not 60 I am 16 with 44 years of experience
 
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