Celebrating An Event
An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen when the old woman wistfully recalled that the next week would mark their golden wedding anniversary.
"Let's have a party, Homer," she suggested. "Let's kill a pig."
The farmer scratched his grizzled head. "Gee, Ethel," he finally answered, "I don't see why the pig should take the blame for something that happened fifty years ago."
New style of break up:
A boy gifted a diwali rocket to GF.
GF: What the hell is this?
Boy: u wanted stars na now sit on dis n get lost!
From his death bed, the husband called his wife and said, "One month after I die,
I want you to marry Samy."
"Samy! But he is your enemy!"
"Yes, I know that. I've suffered all these years; so let him suffer now."
Tim: You know Jim; foolish people believe everything without any doubt.
Jim: Do you have any doubt about it?
You are one very lucky lady!
Manfred is riding a bicycle and he accidently hits an older woman
Johnny: You are one very lucky lady!
Old lady: Why?
Johnny: Usually I drive a truck
A chines couple,
Mr Hua & Mrs Hua
got twin babies after marriage.
They named them, Jo-Hua , So-Hua.
Next year they got one more baby.
They named Ye-Kya-Hua
A Woman Worries Until She Gets A Husband,
A Man Never Worries About The Future Until He Gets A Wife
Great lines By Bus Conductor
"change cannot be given to you everytime."
"You only Must Bring d Change..."
Great lines said by...
An old man's t shirt quote
I am not 60 I am 16 with 44 years of experience
Son: I Don't Want to Go to School
Son: Want to work
Mom: What Work Will You Do With UKG Knowledge.
Son: Take Tution for LKG GIRLS..
Wife : whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it,
I don't know what to do?
Husband : Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them.
Worried man to a Psychologist:
My wife treats me as if I were a dog.
Psychologist: Does she abuse you? Hit you? Starve you?
Man: No worse, she wants me to be faithful.
Entering late in class
having spicy hair color,
I-pod in 1 ear, ph on the other side n saying 2 mam "Hey sweety dont wait 4 me, carry on BABY !"
Boy : You Look Exactly Like My Wife....
Girl : Ohhh... What's Your Wife's Name..
Boy : I'm Not Married Yet... ;-)
Moral : Learn New Methods To Propose.. ! :)
The World Is Changing Everyday
Sir- It Seems You Haven't Studied Your Geography, Why?
Student- My Dad Says, The World Is Changing Everyday
So, I Decided 2 Wait Until It Settles Down..!!
Please Stop behaving like my wife
Kindly let me complete my sentence before you give a Suggestion.
From Signboard On Electric Boxes-
"Danger,10000 Volts,TOUCHING This Will Lead To DEATH..
Anyone Found Touching Will Be Jailed For 3 Years ..!
Height Of Optimism...
A Man Marrying His Own Secretary
She Will Still Follow His Orders As Before ..!! :)
Best breakup :
Girl:I hate u get lost, I Don't wanna talk to you, This relationship is over-
I didn't look up with any girl, I love only you..!
Girl:Shut up, i don't wanna be with you, you didn't 'Like' my status on facebook ..!
Boys Have Fun By Teasing Girls,
Then Girls Cry For Few Minutes
Girls Have Fun By Loving Boys
Then Boys Cry For Life Time!
Funny But It IS Fact..!