Jackson: Now i want to know why after Eating Fish, people do not drink
Suzie: Why so.
Jackson: Because people fear that fish will start swimming in their Stomach
Doctor: Your husband needs a proper rest. Here are some sleeping tablets.
Woman: When will he have these.
Doctor: It's for you, not for him
Hey U Know Which is the best day to propose a girl..
April 1 U Know Why..
If she accept its your luck otherwise just tell April Foooooll
Hubby : Darling years ago you had a figure like Coke bottle.
Wife : Yes darling I still do, only difference is earlier it was 300ml now it is 1.5ltr.
A Medical Student wrote a LOVE LETTER with his BLOOD to his Medical crush n wrote in end " I WANT ANSWER OF THIS"
Next Day she answered
Your Blood Group is "O" Positive
Good at Maths
'Dr. Smith is checking a little boy named Tom.
Placing the stethoscope he said,
'Naughty boy, now take a long breath and say Five, three times.'
Tom is great at math. He always gets 100 out of 100. He said quickly, 'Doctor, its 15!!
Profit and Loss
Wife asks: Why is that in all marriages the bride sits on the left & groom sits on the right side.
Husband Reply: Have you ever seen a profit and loss statement?
It follows the same logic. All income is posted on the right side and expenses on the left side.
Facebook: Last seen 8 secs ago.
Wats app: Last seen 4 secs ago.
Text book: Last seen 8 months ago..
Once a man ran to the Doctor,'
My wife accidentally drank some petrol. Now she is running in the house. What should I do?'
Doctor: Show her stop signal.
sir : if any dought ask me
student : sir, in question paper question is there but in answer paper no answer is there
Wife Isn'T In The Car
On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: "Sir, do you realize your wife fell out of the car several miles back?"
To which the farmer replied: "Thank God, I thought I had gone deaf!"
Celebrating An Event
An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen when the old woman wistfully recalled that the next week would mark their golden wedding anniversary.
"Let's have a party, Homer," she suggested. "Let's kill a pig."
The farmer scratched his grizzled head. "Gee, Ethel," he finally answered, "I don't see why the pig should take the blame for something that happened fifty years ago."
New style of break up:
A boy gifted a diwali rocket to GF.
GF: What the hell is this?
Boy: u wanted stars na now sit on dis n get lost!
From his death bed, the husband called his wife and said, "One month after I die,
I want you to marry Samy."
"Samy! But he is your enemy!"
"Yes, I know that. I've suffered all these years; so let him suffer now."
Tim: You know Jim; foolish people believe everything without any doubt.
Jim: Do you have any doubt about it?
You are one very lucky lady!
Manfred is riding a bicycle and he accidently hits an older woman
Johnny: You are one very lucky lady!
Old lady: Why?
Johnny: Usually I drive a truck
A chines couple,
Mr Hua & Mrs Hua
got twin babies after marriage.
They named them, Jo-Hua , So-Hua.
Next year they got one more baby.
They named Ye-Kya-Hua
A Woman Worries Until She Gets A Husband,
A Man Never Worries About The Future Until He Gets A Wife
Great lines By Bus Conductor
"change cannot be given to you everytime."
"You only Must Bring d Change..."
Great lines said by...
An old man's t shirt quote
I am not 60 I am 16 with 44 years of experience