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Teacher: how old are you?
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Student: check the register..
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Teacher: where are you from?
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Student: check in school info..
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Teacher: whom do u love most mom or dad?
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Student: ask my heart.
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Teacher: stupid where is your heart?
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Student: ask your daughter!
 
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Teacher: “Why are you so late?”
Student: “Someone told me to go to hell.”
Teacher: “Why did that make you late to class?”
Student: “I couldn’t find it at first, but now here I am.
 
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A Good Teacher Is Who Tells To Study Hard…
But,,
A Best Teacher Is Who Stands Outside The Examination Hall N Shouts.
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“OYE CHECKING WALE AA GAYE APNI APNI PARCHI CHUPA LO
 
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My eyes detected
My heart reacted
Thousand were rejected &
Only you were selected.
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Because I needed a monkey
for an advertisement.
 
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Boyfriend : Please Keep Me In Your Brain, Not In
Your Heart..
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Girlfriend : How Funny, Why Not Heart..?
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Boyfriend : Because
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Your Heart Is Housefull And Brain Is Empty,
More Empty Space Means More Comfort.
 
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Boy:
You Are Sunshine Of My Life,
Without You Life Is Cloudy,
You Are In My Heart
Like Rainy Water For Barren Land

Girl:
Janu! Is It Proposal Or Weather Report?
 
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Hey You Know Which is The Best Day To Propose A Girl?
April 1

You Know Why

If She Accept Then Its Your Luck

Otherwise Tell Her Today Is April Fool Day
 
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Define A Woman….
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Someone Who Can Talk 4 Hours While Standing At The Door .
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But She Won’t Sit …
Because Shes Getting Late…
 
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Teacher: Behind every successful man there is a women
what do we learn from this?
Student: we should stop wasting time in studies and find a woman.
 
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One million copies of a new book sold
In just two days due to typing error of one alphabet in title.

“An idea,that can change your WIFE”
While real word was(LIFE).
 
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Boys Always Remain Faitfull To Their Girlfriend..!!
But,
Which Girlfriend??
That’s Still a Topic Of Research..!!
 
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Womens are like Fruits.
Every Woman has her own unique taste and colour…

But
The problem is the Men.
They seem to love Fruit salad..!!
 
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When i want to fall in love with my books….
My bed falls in love with me….
And I believe that love the one who loves you…
 
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Question by a student !!
If a single teacher can’t
teach us all the subjects,
Then…
How could you expect a single student
to learn all subjects ?
 
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I Saw It With My Eyes But Couldn’t Understand It
Took It In My Hands, But Couldn’t Understand It
Keep Thinking For A Long Time, But Again Couldn’t Understand It
It was Not A Dream,
It was Is Not A Love,
It was Not Even Friendship,

Then I Realized: “It Was Question Paper”
 
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Dream makes al things possible, Hope makes al things work, luv makes al thigs beutifl, smile makes al d abv so always BRUSH UR TEETH…!
 
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Pathan Was Asked To Change
A Sentence Into Passive Voice
I Made A Mistake
’Pathan
I Was Made By A Mistake
 
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A Trainee In An MNC Dialed The CEO By Mistake & Said:
Hey, Send A Coffee To Accounts Dept. Do It Fast..
CEO: Do U Know With Whom R U Talking???
Trainee: No!!!
CEO: I’m The CEO Of This Company…
Trainee: Do U Know With Whom R U Talking???
Confused CEO Answers Slowly: No…
Trainee: Thank God!!!
(Disconnected The Phone & Said: All Is Well.. All Is Well.. All Is Well.)
 
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Wife : had ur lunch.?
Husband : had ur lunch.?
Wife : i m asking you
Husband : i m asking you
Wife : u copying me.?
Husband : u copying me?
Wife : lets go shopping
Husband :Yes i had my lunch
 
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Dad’s writes on son’s facebook wall:

Dear Son, how are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot.

Please turn off the computer and come down for dinner.
 
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