eknazar - desi lifestyle portal
Global
Advertise | Contact Us
MindsMapped Big Banner FunAsia
Daily
pagination
1     7  8  9  10  11  12     16  25  43  79  
pagination
Bhagwan ko gussa kab aata hai?
Jab koi ladki shadi se pahle pregnant hoti hai, aur uski maa bole:

“HEY BHAGWAN YE TUNE KYA KIYA?”
 
Rating
1 2 3 4 5

Patient to Nurse: I Don’t Want To Get Well Because I Love U and I want see u everyday!

Nurse : U won’t get well either, bcoz doctor has seen u kissing me & he loves me too!
 
Rating
1 2 3 4 5

Once a passenger was coming out of airport.

As there was huge rush the security guard told Passenger “WAIT SIR“…

For which Passenger replied “65Kgs” and moved on…
 
Rating
1 2 3 4 5

Mother to Johnny: “how was your exam, is all questions difficult?”
Johnny: “No mom, all the questions were simple, It was the answers which gave me all the trouble”!
 
Rating
1 2 3 4 5

Man: How did you compromise with your wife?
Husband: She came to me on her feet.
Man: and what she said?
Husband: i was down to bad and she said come out, i will not say you anything..
 
Rating
1 2 3 4 5

Once old man asks:
When a newly married couple smile, everyone knows why.
But when a fifteen year married couple smile every wonders why..!!!
 
Rating
1 2 3 4 5

Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write against mother
tongue.?
Dad: Very long!
 
Rating
1 2 3 4 5

The most funniest situation in student’s life:
.
When we have no idea what to write in paper and supervisor comes and say “wind up your papers”
 
Rating
1 2 3 4 5

Side effect of teaching!
A Teacher Went To A Restaurant, He Wanted To See The Menu But He Forgot What It Is Called;
He Asked Waiter,
” khany ka Syllabus Lana Zara”……
Dedicated 2 Teachers
 
Rating
1 2 3 4 5

Teacher:tell me ur name in english?
Stdnt:after 2 min “Long Life Oven”
Teacher:iska kia matlb hai?
Stdnt:”Umer Daraz Bhatti”
 
Rating
1 2 3 4 5

My wife gifted me chocolates on chocolate day, roses on rose day...

I seriously have high expectations for Women's day.
 
Rating
1 2 3 4 5

Husband brings the child home from kindergarten and tells his wife, "He has been crying the whole way home. Is he sick or something. "
No replies the wife
"He was trying to tell you that he is not our son
 
Rating
1 2 3 4 5

Kid: Mommy's last name must be "Honey" cuz that's what daddy calls her

Teacher: That's SWEET.

What's her first name?

Kid: "Sorry," I think

Full name : Sorry Honey
 
Rating
1 2 3 4 5

If the Women is Always Right and a Man is Always Wrong. Then if a man tells a woman that she is right. Is the man right or Wrong?
 
Rating
1 2 3 4 5

Side effect of teaching!
A Teacher Went To A Restaurant, He Wanted To See The Menu But He Forgot What It Is Called;
He Asked Waiter,
” Show me the food Syllabus "
 
Rating
1 2 3 4 5

Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: Because of the sign.
Teacher: What sign?
Student: The one that says,
“School Ahead, Go Slow.”
 
Rating
1 2 3 4 5

Teacher: how old are you?
.
Student: check the register..
.
Teacher: where are you from?
.
Student: check in school info..
.
Teacher: whom do u love most mom or dad?
.
Student: ask my heart.
.
Teacher: stupid where is your heart?
.
.
.
Student: ask your daughter!
 
Rating
1 2 3 4 5

Teacher: “Why are you so late?”
Student: “Someone told me to go to hell.”
Teacher: “Why did that make you late to class?”
Student: “I couldn’t find it at first, but now here I am.
 
Rating
1 2 3 4 5

A Good Teacher Is Who Tells To Study Hard…
But,,
A Best Teacher Is Who Stands Outside The Examination Hall N Shouts.
.
.
.
.
.
“OYE CHECKING WALE AA GAYE APNI APNI PARCHI CHUPA LO
 
Rating
1 2 3 4 5

My eyes detected
My heart reacted
Thousand were rejected &
Only you were selected.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Because I needed a monkey
for an advertisement.
 
Rating
1 2 3 4 5

pagination
1     7  8  9  10  11  12     16  25  43  79  
pagination
Bookotrip


© 2000-2016. All rights reserved eknazar.com
Legal  |   Privacy  |   Advertise   |   Contact Us